A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Parts on December 31, 2014, 03:36:25 PMQuote from: Jack on December 31, 2014, 01:32:40 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 31, 2014, 03:17:28 AMWhere does one use secret lipgloss?Never understood lipgloss. Once mad a girl really angry, because told her it made her look like she had been eating porkchops. Porkchops yum That's the attraction of lipgloss...people love pork chops. Seriously has always felt weird on my lips whenever I've used it...can't get past wanting to wipe it off all the time.
Quote from: Jack on December 31, 2014, 01:32:40 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 31, 2014, 03:17:28 AMWhere does one use secret lipgloss?Never understood lipgloss. Once mad a girl really angry, because told her it made her look like she had been eating porkchops. Porkchops yum
Quote from: hykeaswell on December 31, 2014, 03:17:28 AMWhere does one use secret lipgloss?Never understood lipgloss. Once mad a girl really angry, because told her it made her look like she had been eating porkchops.
Where does one use secret lipgloss?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Icequeen on December 31, 2014, 04:50:25 PMQuote from: Parts on December 31, 2014, 03:36:25 PMQuote from: Jack on December 31, 2014, 01:32:40 PMQuote from: hykeaswell on December 31, 2014, 03:17:28 AMWhere does one use secret lipgloss?Never understood lipgloss. Once mad a girl really angry, because told her it made her look like she had been eating porkchops. Porkchops yum That's the attraction of lipgloss...people love pork chops. Seriously has always felt weird on my lips whenever I've used it...can't get past wanting to wipe it off all the time.I'll use a lip-balm if my lips crack. One that does not stick or feel like a layer. Can't wear lipstick or stuff like that. Don't like how it feels. Nailpolish on my fingernails feels like there is shrink foil on it too. Don't like the sensation.
Have never cared much about nails. They're thin and brittle from biting them until age fifteen. Just keep them clean and short. Tried the fake ones for a short while, but not very conducive for work.
THE BOYFRIEND PANT Beverly Hills Pink/Gold Angel (6yq) Large Regular length OFF-THE-SHOULDER TUNIC XL long length swank clothing for lounging and some panties from VS as well...Among which one says 'Gifted' on the butt
new portable cd player and some new skull candy ear buds...
^Bought those for my daughter but they didn't last long.
Tried to take apart the latest pair of headphones to solder any loose wires. Shouldn't have, annoying as hell.
Quote from: odeon on January 05, 2015, 04:32:18 PMTried to take apart the latest pair of headphones to solder any loose wires. Shouldn't have, annoying as hell.The wire in some of them is so fine, I wouldn't even tryI bought a neodymium magnet with a hook on it that is supposed to hold 65 pounds and a UV flash light at Home Depot today