A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Four new tires (Rest, now, Odeon. The ONE, individual, singular, replacement tire, which I bought during the sub zero February, last, incident is now residing in my spare tire bay. It's the first full sized spare tire my car has ever been blessed with. Actually, that one half-day use was the only time my car has ever needed a spare tire in ten years of driving it.) on my van.
Quote from: DirtDawg on November 08, 2008, 03:14:03 PMFour new tires (Rest, now, Odeon. The ONE, individual, singular, replacement tire, which I bought during the sub zero February, last, incident is now residing in my spare tire bay. It's the first full sized spare tire my car has ever been blessed with. Actually, that one half-day use was the only time my car has ever needed a spare tire in ten years of driving it.) on my van.Glad to hear it, Dawg.I need to buy new tyres soon.
arrived today - a book about poisons (for my next novel, honest) and a book about the english and food.
Dinner's on me, the next time around.And I don't mean that in the Hannibal Lecter way.
Quote from: odeon on November 09, 2008, 04:49:15 AMDinner's on me, the next time around.And I don't mean that in the Hannibal Lecter way.or the nyotaimori way, i hope.
Quote from: Lucifer on November 09, 2008, 07:29:44 AMQuote from: odeon on November 09, 2008, 04:49:15 AMDinner's on me, the next time around.And I don't mean that in the Hannibal Lecter way.or the nyotaimori way, i hope. No, but since you're quite a dish...
Quote from: odeon on November 09, 2008, 02:36:52 PMQuote from: Lucifer on November 09, 2008, 07:29:44 AMQuote from: odeon on November 09, 2008, 04:49:15 AMDinner's on me, the next time around.And I don't mean that in the Hannibal Lecter way.or the nyotaimori way, i hope. No, but since you're quite a dish... /ignores ghastly pun.strange - i rather thought you liked the idea of nyotaimori...
Quote from: Lucifer on November 09, 2008, 03:22:33 PMQuote from: odeon on November 09, 2008, 02:36:52 PMQuote from: Lucifer on November 09, 2008, 07:29:44 AMQuote from: odeon on November 09, 2008, 04:49:15 AMDinner's on me, the next time around.And I don't mean that in the Hannibal Lecter way.or the nyotaimori way, i hope. No, but since you're quite a dish... /ignores ghastly pun.strange - i rather thought you liked the idea of nyotaimori... If I'm the one doing the eating.