Ask the reformed peaguy something.

[purposefulinsanity]

Nah, I was making sardines on toast for lunch, and I already wanked off this morning. Let mah peewee settle..

So are you going to tell us what you wanked off to this morning?  And is peewee your pet name for it?

[peegai]

Nah, I was making sardines on toast for lunch, and I already wanked off this morning. Let mah peewee settle..

So are you going to tell us what you wanked off to this morning?  And is peewee your pet name for it?

Reminiscing over some of my porn collection -- a girl getting double-penetrated by two guys.

[Peter]

Nah, I was making sardines on toast for lunch, and I already wanked off this morning. Let mah peewee settle..

So are you going to tell us what you wanked off to this morning?  And is peewee your pet name for it?

Reminiscing over some of my porn collection -- a girl getting double-penetrated by two guys.

So you were wanking off to a couple of guys?

[peegai]

Nah, I was making sardines on toast for lunch, and I already wanked off this morning. Let mah peewee settle..

So are you going to tell us what you wanked off to this morning?  And is peewee your pet name for it?

Reminiscing over some of my porn collection -- a girl getting double-penetrated by two guys.

So you were wanking off to a couple of guys?

No, to the girl getting off at having double-penetrated sex, the slut.

Next question.

[Peter]

Nah, I was making sardines on toast for lunch, and I already wanked off this morning. Let mah peewee settle..

So are you going to tell us what you wanked off to this morning?  And is peewee your pet name for it?

Reminiscing over some of my porn collection -- a girl getting double-penetrated by two guys.

So you were wanking off to a couple of guys?

No, to the girl getting off at having double-penetrated sex, the slut.

But it wouldn't have turned you on without the guys and their errect cocks?

[peegai]

Nah, I was making sardines on toast for lunch, and I already wanked off this morning. Let mah peewee settle..

So are you going to tell us what you wanked off to this morning?  And is peewee your pet name for it?

Reminiscing over some of my porn collection -- a girl getting double-penetrated by two guys.

So you were wanking off to a couple of guys?

No, to the girl getting off at having double-penetrated sex, the slut.

But it wouldn't have turned you on without the guys and their errect cocks?

It's just how the woman submits to her primal "sinful" urges that's what turns me on about it.

My current sexuality, which has truly awoken since I was 19, is weird to understand yet pleasurable at the same time. :/

[purposefulinsanity]

Nah, I was making sardines on toast for lunch, and I already wanked off this morning. Let mah peewee settle..

So are you going to tell us what you wanked off to this morning?  And is peewee your pet name for it?

Reminiscing over some of my porn collection -- a girl getting double-penetrated by two guys.

So you were wanking off to a couple of guys?

No, to the girl getting off at having double-penetrated sex, the slut.

But it wouldn't have turned you on without the guys and their errect cocks?

I think there's a difference between getting turned on my people having sex and finding men attractive.

[peegai]

Hmm... since we are speaking about sex...

Okay, oral sex. I like to watch it (blow jobs, licking pussy and all that), but I can't understand why you would lick a person's anus and genitals without using the proper precautions to stop you from getting mouth diseases. I mean, why is licking a person's ass sexy? You licking off bits of dried shit. :/

And don't you feel like vomiting when you start licking a person's dick/vagina because it's sweaty and smells of fish?

My sexuality is seriously fucked up.

[purposefulinsanity]

Hmm... since we are speaking about sex...

Okay, oral sex. I like to watch it (blow jobs, licking pussy and all that), but I can't understand why you would lick a person's anus and genitals without using the proper precautions to stop you from getting mouth diseases. I mean, why is licking a person's ass sexy? You licking off bits of dried shit. :/

And don't you feel like vomiting when you start licking a person's dick/vagina because it's sweaty and smells of fish?

My sexuality is seriously fucked up.

I think the point that you're missing is that you're licking clean body parts.  A healthy, clean vagina smells nice, not of fish.

[peegai]

Hmm... since we are speaking about sex...

Okay, oral sex. I like to watch it (blow jobs, licking pussy and all that), but I can't understand why you would lick a person's anus and genitals without using the proper precautions to stop you from getting mouth diseases. I mean, why is licking a person's ass sexy? You licking off bits of dried shit. :/

And don't you feel like vomiting when you start licking a person's dick/vagina because it's sweaty and smells of fish?

My sexuality is seriously fucked up.

I think the point that you're missing is that you're licking clean body parts.  A healthy, clean vagina smells nice, not of fish.

PI, first time you did it -- did you ever felt sick, despite the genitals being clean? :p

I remember I felt like vomiting when I masturbated successfully for the first time (19/20-years-old).

[purposefulinsanity]

Hmm... since we are speaking about sex...

Okay, oral sex. I like to watch it (blow jobs, licking pussy and all that), but I can't understand why you would lick a person's anus and genitals without using the proper precautions to stop you from getting mouth diseases. I mean, why is licking a person's ass sexy? You licking off bits of dried shit. :/

And don't you feel like vomiting when you start licking a person's dick/vagina because it's sweaty and smells of fish?

My sexuality is seriously fucked up.

I think the point that you're missing is that you're licking clean body parts.  A healthy, clean vagina smells nice, not of fish.

PI, first time you did it -- did you ever felt sick, despite the genitals being clean? :p

I remember I felt like vomiting when I masturbated successfully for the first time (19/20).

No- I actually enjoy it- its one of my favourite things to do 

[peegai]

Hmm... since we are speaking about sex...

Okay, oral sex. I like to watch it (blow jobs, licking pussy and all that), but I can't understand why you would lick a person's anus and genitals without using the proper precautions to stop you from getting mouth diseases. I mean, why is licking a person's ass sexy? You licking off bits of dried shit. :/

And don't you feel like vomiting when you start licking a person's dick/vagina because it's sweaty and smells of fish?

My sexuality is seriously fucked up.

I think the point that you're missing is that you're licking clean body parts.  A healthy, clean vagina smells nice, not of fish.

PI, first time you did it -- did you ever felt sick, despite the genitals being clean? :p

I remember I felt like vomiting when I masturbated successfully for the first time (19/20).

No- I actually enjoy it- its one of my favourite things to do 

I was reading from a sex book I've purchased a few days ago, and it said that you're supposed to use dental dams (for anuses and vaginas) and condoms (for penises) when practising oral sex safely.

I rather do that if I'm licking my girlfriend's tight ass.

[purposefulinsanity]

Hmm... since we are speaking about sex...

Okay, oral sex. I like to watch it (blow jobs, licking pussy and all that), but I can't understand why you would lick a person's anus and genitals without using the proper precautions to stop you from getting mouth diseases. I mean, why is licking a person's ass sexy? You licking off bits of dried shit. :/

And don't you feel like vomiting when you start licking a person's dick/vagina because it's sweaty and smells of fish?

My sexuality is seriously fucked up.

I think the point that you're missing is that you're licking clean body parts.  A healthy, clean vagina smells nice, not of fish.

PI, first time you did it -- did you ever felt sick, despite the genitals being clean? :p

I remember I felt like vomiting when I masturbated successfully for the first time (19/20).

No- I actually enjoy it- its one of my favourite things to do 

I was reading from a sex book I've purchased a few days ago, and it said that you're supposed to use dental dams (for anus' and vaginas) and condoms (for penises) when practising oral sex safely.

Oral sex is actually pretty safe (as far as transmission rates of HIV go), but no sex act is completely safe even using condoms/dental dams.  Use your common sense- this site has some good common sense advice : http://www.sexuality.org/concise.html

[peegai]

Hmm... since we are speaking about sex...

Okay, oral sex. I like to watch it (blow jobs, licking pussy and all that), but I can't understand why you would lick a person's anus and genitals without using the proper precautions to stop you from getting mouth diseases. I mean, why is licking a person's ass sexy? You licking off bits of dried shit. :/

And don't you feel like vomiting when you start licking a person's dick/vagina because it's sweaty and smells of fish?

My sexuality is seriously fucked up.

I think the point that you're missing is that you're licking clean body parts.  A healthy, clean vagina smells nice, not of fish.

PI, first time you did it -- did you ever felt sick, despite the genitals being clean? :p

I remember I felt like vomiting when I masturbated successfully for the first time (19/20).

No- I actually enjoy it- its one of my favourite things to do 

I was reading from a sex book I've purchased a few days ago, and it said that you're supposed to use dental dams (for anus' and vaginas) and condoms (for penises) when practising oral sex safely.

Oral sex is actually pretty safe (as far as transmission rates of HIV go), but no sex act is completely safe even using condoms/dental dams.  Use your common sense- this site has some good common sense advice : http://www.sexuality.org/concise.html

Okay, thanks.

As for common-sense, I don't have any -- I'm a loon. :p

[Draggon]

why "the pea guy"?