Ask the reformed peaguy something.

[DirtDawg]

Can't I get some serious questions for a change? I'm getting kinda bored with the light-hearted ones.

Just one to start.

What in Puking Puckered Pink Phukk is a "reformed (P)eaguy", anyway?


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... as it apllies to today, no, right now?

The flamer's dead, baby. Flamer's dead.

... but it's head keeps growing back, right?

[duncvis]

How about Ginger Fanboy and Vegetable Peeler of the Aspie Elite? 

[The_P]

How about Ginger Fanboy and Vegetable Peeler of the Aspie Elite? 

That'll do!

[The_P]

Then you need a new title. 

I thought that ginger was used to mean, "lightly applied" or something delicately inferred. ... or should I have googled the urban dumbshit-tionary, first?

Here you are -- an urban definition:

   

A person affected by a genetical disease whose symptoms include: an ugly pale skin covered with gross, disgusting stains called "freckles", an extreme sensitivity to sun that causes their epiderm to burn and rot off when exposed to sun, and an unusual and monster-like colour of their hair, wich resembles demonic flames and scares off little childrens and nuns.
Other side-effects of this disease are the complete lack of soul, and the habit of eating living kittens or even suck blood from people at night. Roughly 70% of the ginger individuals will die in 1-3 hours when exposed to sun or holy symbols.
There's no cure except for euthanasy, wich is still illegal in many european states tough, where ginger-disease affected individuals are more common due to genetical failure of the caucasian race.

Example 1: Still in the 21st century, genetic diseases affect a large percentile of the population, like diabetes, hemophily, obesity, cancer and gingers.

Example 2: During middle-ages lepers and gingers were not allowed inside cities, and people shunned contact with them.

Example 3: John has contracted AIDS, proably he was infected by a ginger that sucked his blood off last night.

It's true: I eat them kittahs. :3

[McGiver]

have you ever been caught masturbating?

[Callaway]

How about Ginger Fanboy and Vegetable Peeler of the Aspie Elite? 

That'll do!

Done.   

[The_P]

have you ever been caught masturbating?

No, thankfully. Imagine if your disabled gran caught you on the spot? *shivers*

[McGiver]

have you ever been caught masturbating?

No, thankfully. Imagine if your disabled gran caught you on the spot? *shivers*

especially sporting that fuck me, orgasm face.

[The_P]

have you ever been caught masturbating?

No, thankfully. Imagine if your disabled gran caught you on the spot? *shivers*

especially sporting that fuck me, orgasm face.

Me, or her?

[Callaway]

have you ever been caught masturbating?

No, thankfully. Imagine if your disabled gran caught you on the spot? *shivers*

I think her catching you on the spot would not be quite as bad as you catching her.

*full body shiver*

[The_P]

have you ever been caught masturbating?

No, thankfully. Imagine if your disabled gran caught you on the spot? *shivers*

I think her catching you on the spot would not be quite as bad as you catching her.

*full body shiver*

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[Eamonn]

For someone who's so big on being gramatically correct (pedantic fuckwit) why did you put an r where th3e d should be?

[The_P]

For someone who's so big on being gramatically correct (pedantic fuckwit) why did you put an r where th3e d should be?

It takes a pedantic fuckwit from Glasgow to know a pedantic fuckwit from the south. 

[renaeden]

What if you flame accidentally in the future?
Or is it something that is done on purpose?

[Scrapheap]

What if you flame accidentally in the future?
Or is it something that is done on purpose?

He can turn it on and off like the Human Torch ....................... FLAME ON !!!