What's got you in such a bad mood today?
Because people are making me cry.
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Nah, just kidding. I dunno, I'm usually like this, I guess.
Ya just not wanking enough 
Whoa, Happeh informed me about you women creatures -- that you lie and deceive all men because they're vulnerable and honest. I mean, shit, Happeh created the world in seven days, so he must know everything that is absolutely true.
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I love giving the bitch alot of credit in a satirical context -- that's the only praise he seems to get here.
EDIT: Oh, what an interesting coincidence: Happeh is reading my thread. Better watch out, Happeh -- my lack of intellect is very contagious, and could result in you being a very unhappeh Happeh.
