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Farting Shots
« on: July 05, 2007, 08:04:38 PM »
   Hi I'm Mr.Mark, a boring despotic looser who can only feel a sense of accomplishment by pushing around a bunch of teenagers. I took a break from random bannings, mass-post deleting, book burning and sodomizing small boys to try to flame this site yesterday.

  After a day of playing the childish "who am I game", you guys finnaly figured out who I was. So instead of hiding behind a mask, or my petty athority at WP, I think I'll stick my tail between my legs and run like cowardly bitch that I really am.

  I wish I could stick around and debate real issues with Scrapheap, but I can't delete his posts or ban him here so that's not a fair fight in my book. I think I'll pray every day for courage, 'cause god knows I need it.  :hide:

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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2007, 08:06:14 PM »
Hey, I take offense at that post.  I'm not a teenager.

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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2007, 08:08:49 PM »
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Misunderstood.

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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 08:49:43 PM »
Hi Mr. Mark. Have you tried alcohol? It goes great with pushing around teenagers.
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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 08:52:47 PM »
   Hi I'm Mr.Mark, a boring despotic looser

Is the last bit to that sentence "than a wizard's sleeve ninconpoop"?

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Are you Litigious? He was into that sort of thing, if you know what I mean.


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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 09:38:15 PM »
I'm going to plus you for that signature

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It's my life endeavor to be Alex Plank's vibrating butt-plug

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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2007, 10:17:22 PM »
Hi Mr. Mark. Have you tried alcohol? It goes great with pushing around teenagers.

No thanks, I prefer heroin and a dick up the ass 'cause I like getting pricked.

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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2007, 10:20:38 PM »
   Hi I'm Mr.Mark, a boring despotic looser

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Is the last bit to that sentence "than a wizard's sleeve ninconpoop"?

Sure, if it works for you!  ;)

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Are you Litigious? He was into that sort of thing, if you know what I mean.



No, Lit has dissapeared off the face of the earth it would seem.  :-\

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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2007, 10:22:46 PM »
I'm going to plus you for that signature

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It's my life endeavor to be Alex Plank's vibrating butt-plug

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Actually, that credit belongs to DirtDawg who first said it about TM1 and werbert. It's a classic isn't it??  ;) :laugh:

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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2007, 04:15:11 AM »
given the title, you sure you not grael?

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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 07:00:32 PM »
Where is MrGheyTard's flames?
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2007, 07:08:56 PM »
Misunderstood.

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Re: Farting Shots
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2007, 07:10:22 PM »
Where is MrGheyTard's flames?

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?action=profile;u=283;sa=showPosts
i wouldn't call them flames....more tepisd than anything.

That's true, but I assumed he wanted to find Mrs. Mark's tepid posts.   :laugh: