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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #135 on: May 23, 2006, 04:17:07 PM »
Didn't you used to have a signature stating that your body was a temple?? (Or was that someone else?)

Yeah, that was me.

"My body is a temple, complete with animal sacrifices and a giant snake that attacks virgins."

You liked it?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #136 on: May 23, 2006, 04:28:17 PM »
Didn't you used to have a signature stating that your body was a temple?  (Or was that someone else?)

Yeah, that was me.

"My body is a temple, complete with animal sacrifices and a giant snake that attacks virgins."

You liked it?

Yes; I thought it was hysterical.

 :)

I changed it back; didn't really like the new one.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #137 on: May 23, 2006, 04:28:59 PM »
Given a choice between cutting your hair or dying it pink what would you do?

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Depends if it was permanent dye or not; if it wasn't, I dye it and let it wash out.  If it was, I'd cut my hair and regrow it it's natural colour.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #138 on: May 23, 2006, 04:43:50 PM »
OK, given a choice of shaving your head or dying your hair pink, which would you go with?  Permanent dye.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #139 on: May 23, 2006, 04:48:09 PM »
OK, given a choice of shaving your head or dying your hair pink, which would you go with?  Permanent dye.

I'd shave it.  I'm sure I'd look a hell of a lot better shaved than pink.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #140 on: May 23, 2006, 05:17:55 PM »
How about if you had to have one pink streak- but you couldn't cut the streak, you had to grow it out.  That or a shaved head?

((After this I'll leave it alone, I promise))
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #141 on: May 23, 2006, 05:21:43 PM »
How about if you had to have one pink streak- but you couldn't cut the streak, you had to grow it out.  That or a shaved head?

((After this I'll leave it alone, I promise))

Then I'd try everything I could think of to hide or obscure it, but if it was too prominent, I'd admit defeat and shave.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #142 on: May 23, 2006, 05:22:24 PM »
I'd miss my hair.   :(

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #143 on: May 23, 2006, 06:09:14 PM »
Do you want Pms Elle to bitch slap you?
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #144 on: May 23, 2006, 08:34:23 PM »
i admit that i ripped this off of omega female, but felt it need to be asked to many.

if the entire membership of Intensity were ship-wrecked on an island without sufficient food supplies, which member would you nominate to be eaten first and why? also, please state second and third choices and reasons why?

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isn't that an excellent question?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #145 on: May 24, 2006, 11:44:21 AM »
wow did you just copy and paste that?

anyhoo, whats your favorite perfume or scent, on a woman that is?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #146 on: May 24, 2006, 12:09:33 PM »
Is there a movie that has ever made an impact on you?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #147 on: May 24, 2006, 12:15:03 PM »
Have you ever just lost it?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #148 on: May 24, 2006, 12:27:41 PM »
what would you do for a klondike bar?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #149 on: May 24, 2006, 07:42:01 PM »
If the world ended and the only people left alive were males, would you become celibate?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.