A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: PMS Elle on May 23, 2006, 03:23:23 PMDidn't you used to have a signature stating that your body was a temple?? (Or was that someone else?)Yeah, that was me."My body is a temple, complete with animal sacrifices and a giant snake that attacks virgins."You liked it?
Didn't you used to have a signature stating that your body was a temple?? (Or was that someone else?)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 23, 2006, 03:49:55 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on May 23, 2006, 03:23:23 PMDidn't you used to have a signature stating that your body was a temple? (Or was that someone else?)Yeah, that was me."My body is a temple, complete with animal sacrifices and a giant snake that attacks virgins."You liked it?Yes; I thought it was hysterical.
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 23, 2006, 03:23:23 PMDidn't you used to have a signature stating that your body was a temple? (Or was that someone else?)Yeah, that was me."My body is a temple, complete with animal sacrifices and a giant snake that attacks virgins."You liked it?
Didn't you used to have a signature stating that your body was a temple? (Or was that someone else?)
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Given a choice between cutting your hair or dying it pink what would you do?baby
OK, given a choice of shaving your head or dying your hair pink, which would you go with? Permanent dye.
How about if you had to have one pink streak- but you couldn't cut the streak, you had to grow it out. That or a shaved head?((After this I'll leave it alone, I promise))
