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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #120 on: May 21, 2006, 05:45:51 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 21, 2006, 12:22:28 AM
have you ever made a woman orgasm during intercourse?
and if so,  w2hat is your record for the most times in one session?

Yes, 3 times, but she was very easily pleased and I was 16.  Since then, a couple of people I've been with have been inorgasmic, which has made things rather difficult (though I was told by one of them that I got them closer to coming than they'd ever been before), and I generally tend to focus more on manual stimulation, with some oral, since people don't often arouse me much.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #121 on: May 21, 2006, 05:49:05 AM »
Quote from: Sanityisoverrated on May 21, 2006, 12:27:53 AM
have you ever made a woman orgasm during regular conversation?
and if so,  what is your record for the most times in one session?

If I have, they didn't tell me about it.

Quote from: McJagger on May 21, 2006, 12:32:59 AM
have you ever made a woman yawn during normal conversation.
and if so, how many women have you made fall asleep?

Almost certainly, but I don't particularly remember the incidences.  I don't think any have fallen asleep mid-conversation.

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #122 on: May 21, 2006, 05:57:18 AM »
What is the most amount of time you spent working out?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #123 on: May 21, 2006, 06:20:30 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 21, 2006, 05:57:18 AM
What is the most amount of time you spent working out?

I generally keep it to an hour or less, but I used to spend up to 3 hours swimming.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #124 on: May 21, 2006, 06:25:50 PM »
When you hear or read the word "sex," do you immediately think of something that is more serious/erotic, or something that is more ridiculous/funny, or do more depressing thoughts come to mind?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #125 on: May 22, 2006, 03:50:21 AM »
are you an inny or an outy?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #126 on: May 22, 2006, 09:34:42 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 21, 2006, 06:25:50 PM
When you hear or read the word "sex," do you immediately think of something that is more serious/erotic, or something that is more ridiculous/funny, or do more depressing thoughts come to mind?

I think of naked females with pinkly flushed, damp genetalia and other signs of arousal, so I'll go with serious/erotic.

Quote from: McJagger on May 22, 2006, 03:50:21 AM
are you an inny or an outy?

An inny.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #127 on: May 22, 2006, 11:01:52 PM »
do you often get lint caught in there?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #128 on: May 23, 2006, 03:15:14 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 22, 2006, 11:01:52 PM
do you often get lint caught in there?

Not often.  Seems that I don't really wear very linty clothes.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #129 on: May 23, 2006, 07:15:42 AM »
Do you like green eggs and ham?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #130 on: May 23, 2006, 07:33:54 AM »
you shouldn't ask Peter about food
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #131 on: May 23, 2006, 07:52:54 AM »
Quote from: Sanityisoverrated on May 23, 2006, 07:15:42 AM
Do you like green eggs and ham?

Not really; I eat a lot of eggs, but I prefer to avoid food colourings.  I also think pigs are too intelligent and social for use as food, and while I don't abstain from pig-stuff entirely (I can't help it that they're so tasty), I do prefer to use other animals instead.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #132 on: May 23, 2006, 03:23:23 PM »
Didn't you used to have a signature stating that your body was a temple?  (Or was that someone else?)
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #133 on: May 23, 2006, 03:49:55 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 23, 2006, 03:23:23 PM
Didn't you used to have a signature stating that your body was a temple?  (Or was that someone else?)

Yeah, that was me.

"My body is a temple, complete with animal sacrifices and a giant snake that attacks virgins."

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #134 on: May 23, 2006, 03:52:44 PM »
Given a choice between cutting your hair or dying it pink what would you do?

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