Don't provoke the little people, especially if they're a cheeky little English girl whose pissed off about ice cream being £9
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have you ever made a woman orgasm during intercourse?and if so, w2hat is your record for the most times in one session?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
have you ever made a woman orgasm during regular conversation?and if so, what is your record for the most times in one session?
have you ever made a woman yawn during normal conversation.and if so, how many women have you made fall asleep?
What is the most amount of time you spent working out?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
When you hear or read the word "sex," do you immediately think of something that is more serious/erotic, or something that is more ridiculous/funny, or do more depressing thoughts come to mind?
are you an inny or an outy?
do you often get lint caught in there?
Do you like green eggs and ham?
Didn't you used to have a signature stating that your body was a temple? (Or was that someone else?)