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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #105 on: May 19, 2006, 10:38:29 AM »
Imagine this:  You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning.  When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says,  "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail.  How do you react?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #106 on: May 19, 2006, 05:04:02 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 19, 2006, 10:38:29 AM
Imagine this:  You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning.  When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says,  "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail.  How do you react?

I'd ask it how many fingers I was holding up, and if it got it wrong, I'd assume it was someone who'd seen the pics of my room that I'd posted online, at which point I'd tell them to piss off and I'd go back to sleep.  If it got it right, I'd ask a few more times to make a lucky guess unlikely, then get dressed, pull out one of the weapons I keep handy and look for hidden cameras, then figure out how they'd gotten in to install them.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #107 on: May 19, 2006, 05:39:00 PM »
Considering the question you asked, in "Ask Fluorescent anything", do you get slapped by women alot?  Please, feal free to answer it both ways.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #108 on: May 19, 2006, 05:45:17 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 19, 2006, 05:39:00 PM
Considering the question you asked, in "Ask Fluorescent anything", do you get slapped by women alot?  Please, feal free to answer it both ways.

Never, actually.  I've tended to get along extremely well with the women I've met.  Women often tell me they can relax with me in a way they don't usually do.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #109 on: May 19, 2006, 06:46:47 PM »
I just want to say this real quick, I think we are both prince charmings, am I right?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #110 on: May 19, 2006, 06:52:15 PM »
Prince charming?  Me?  Pft!   :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #111 on: May 19, 2006, 07:23:11 PM »
What the fuck does pft mean?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #112 on: May 20, 2006, 01:59:53 AM »
It's like 'clap', or 'woof'.  Does that help?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #113 on: May 20, 2006, 01:16:37 PM »
What does each one of the letters stand for?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #114 on: May 20, 2006, 01:29:33 PM »
It's not an anacronym; it's an onomatopoeia.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #115 on: May 20, 2006, 02:47:32 PM »
describe your ideal woman
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #116 on: May 21, 2006, 12:22:28 AM »
have you ever made a woman orgasm during intercourse?
and if so,  w2hat is your record for the most times in one session?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #117 on: May 21, 2006, 12:27:53 AM »
have you ever made a woman orgasm during regular conversation?
and if so,  what is your record for the most times in one session?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #118 on: May 21, 2006, 12:32:59 AM »
have you ever made a woman yawn during normal conversation.
and if so, how many women have you made fall asleep?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #119 on: May 21, 2006, 05:16:57 AM »
Quote from: baby on May 20, 2006, 02:47:32 PM
describe your ideal woman

Someone adventurous and outgoing, who doesn't need to surround herself with people all the time.  Someone who can be spontanious, who has a great sense of humour, who can unclench their anus and enjoy life, but who doesn't lose themselves in it.  Someone who'll look cutely uncomfortable at formal occassions, and who's happier when she's muddy and cold.  Physically and mentally capable, and with a desire to compete with me; who I constantly draw with in debates, and who is always able to surprise me with something.  Someone who doesn't need me, but wants me.

Oh, and being pretty helps too.

(I actually found someone with most of those things, but it didn't work out for many complicated reasons.)
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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