describe your ideal woman
Someone adventurous and outgoing, who doesn't need to surround herself with people all the time. Someone who can be spontanious, who has a great sense of humour, who can unclench their anus and enjoy life, but who doesn't lose themselves in it. Someone who'll look cutely uncomfortable at formal occassions, and who's happier when she's muddy and cold. Physically and mentally capable, and with a desire to compete with me; who I constantly draw with in debates, and who is always able to surprise me with something. Someone who doesn't need me, but wants me.
Oh, and being pretty helps too.
(I actually found someone with most of those things, but it didn't work out for many complicated reasons.)