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What is the stupidest thing you've heard asked yet in one of these threads?
Would you want your own sex robot?
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Who would last longer in bed? You, Emmanuelle, or Dracula?
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 17, 2006, 08:45:19 AMWhat is the stupidest thing you've heard asked yet in one of these threads?I've changed my mind about this one:Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 07:15:46 AMWould you want your own sex robot?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 18, 2006, 08:34:02 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on May 17, 2006, 08:45:19 AMWhat is the stupidest thing you've heard asked yet in one of these threads?I've changed my mind about this one:Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 07:15:46 AMWould you want your own sex robot?That's not a stupid question. It's an easy solution for Nomaken or any other like minded guy to cum on or inside of a woman to his heart's desire. Not to mention all the little gadgets you could have installed in the robot's mouth to recieve the ultimate pleasure. With all the new robots coming out someone has to get ahead in the sex robot industry, and it might as well be me. Nomaken has already given me some ideas. One of them would be to make the robot self-cleaning. I just have to figure out a way to dispose of the bodily fluids in an environmentally friendly manner.
What is your most-used profanity?
What is your favorite profanity?
Is there any profanity or insult you never or virtually never use? Why?
What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.
do you keep a list of all the ladies you've shagged?
If so, what is the latest number?Disclaimer: Yes, many men do this. i have the list in my head. often to look back with fond memories.
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 10:50:46 AMWhat is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.Buy me one of them thar nigger folk.
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 19, 2006, 01:59:35 AMQuote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 10:50:46 AMWhat is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.Buy me one of them thar nigger folk.You better be glad that you're in Glasglow, and that you're bigger than me or I'd kick your ass pretty boy/girl.
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 19, 2006, 07:37:03 AMQuote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 19, 2006, 01:59:35 AMQuote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 10:50:46 AMWhat is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.Buy me one of them thar nigger folk.You better be glad that you're in Glasglow, and that you're bigger than me or I'd kick your ass pretty boy/girl.What's the matter? You can have one too.