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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #90 on: May 18, 2006, 08:34:02 AM »
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What is the stupidest thing you've heard asked yet in one of these threads?

I've changed my mind about this one:

Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 07:15:46 AM
Would you want your own sex robot?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #91 on: May 18, 2006, 08:37:59 AM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 07:18:54 AM
Who would last longer in bed? You, Emmanuelle, or Dracula?

Emmanuelle; Dracula's an old man and would pass out pretty quickly, and I'd get bored and wander off eventually, but Emmanelle would multiple-orgasm herself all the way to sunrise.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #92 on: May 18, 2006, 09:01:10 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 18, 2006, 08:34:02 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 17, 2006, 08:45:19 AM
What is the stupidest thing you've heard asked yet in one of these threads?

I've changed my mind about this one:

Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 07:15:46 AM
Would you want your own sex robot?

That's not a stupid question. It's an easy solution for Nomaken or any other like minded guy to cum on or inside of a woman to his heart's desire. Not to mention all the little gadgets you could have installed in the robot's mouth to recieve the ultimate pleasure. With all the new robots coming out someone has to get ahead in the sex robot industry, and it might as well be me. Nomaken has already given me some ideas. One of them would be to make the robot self-cleaning. I just have to figure out a way to dispose of the bodily fluids in an environmentally friendly manner.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #93 on: May 18, 2006, 09:08:06 AM »
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #94 on: May 18, 2006, 09:10:31 AM »
What is your most-used profanity?
What is your favorite profanity?
Is there any profanity or insult you never or virtually never use?? Why?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #95 on: May 18, 2006, 09:12:53 AM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 09:01:10 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 18, 2006, 08:34:02 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 17, 2006, 08:45:19 AM
What is the stupidest thing you've heard asked yet in one of these threads?

I've changed my mind about this one:

Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 07:15:46 AM
Would you want your own sex robot?

That's not a stupid question. It's an easy solution for Nomaken or any other like minded guy to cum on or inside of a woman to his heart's desire. Not to mention all the little gadgets you could have installed in the robot's mouth to recieve the ultimate pleasure. With all the new robots coming out someone has to get ahead in the sex robot industry, and it might as well be me. Nomaken has already given me some ideas. One of them would be to make the robot self-cleaning. I just have to figure out a way to dispose of the bodily fluids in an environmentally friendly manner.

I didn't mean that the concept of a sex robot was stupid; I meant asking whether you wanted one was stupid.   :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #96 on: May 18, 2006, 10:50:46 AM »
What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #97 on: May 18, 2006, 02:46:45 PM »
do you keep a list of all the ladies you've shagged?

If so, what is the latest number?


Disclaimer:  Yes, many men do this.  i have the list in my head.  often to look back with fond memories.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #98 on: May 18, 2006, 11:50:08 PM »
women do it too, mcj.  well, i do.  only problem is, i had to write it down, cos i started forgetting.  when i look back, though, it's quite often with a moan of "oh gods - i didn't shag that, surely?"   :-\
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #99 on: May 19, 2006, 01:29:27 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 18, 2006, 09:10:31 AM
What is your most-used profanity?

Shit!

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What is your favorite profanity?

Monkey bugger!

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Is there any profanity or insult you never or virtually never use?  Why?

Jesus christ!  I guess taking the lord's name in vain isn't as much fun when you don't beleive in him.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #100 on: May 19, 2006, 01:59:35 AM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 10:50:46 AM
What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.

Buy me one of them thar nigger folk.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #101 on: May 19, 2006, 02:04:40 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 18, 2006, 02:46:45 PM
do you keep a list of all the ladies you've shagged?

I remember them all, but I don't write them down.

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If so, what is the latest number?


Disclaimer:  Yes, many men do this.  i have the list in my head.  often to look back with fond memories.

5, all of whom I saw at least twice.  Not all of my memories are that fond though.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #102 on: May 19, 2006, 07:37:03 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 19, 2006, 01:59:35 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 10:50:46 AM
What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.

Buy me one of them thar nigger folk.

You better be glad that you're in Glasglow, and that you're bigger than me or I'd kick your ass pretty boy/girl.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #103 on: May 19, 2006, 09:04:45 AM »
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 19, 2006, 07:37:03 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 19, 2006, 01:59:35 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 10:50:46 AM
What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.

Buy me one of them thar nigger folk.

You better be glad that you're in Glasglow, and that you're bigger than me or I'd kick your ass pretty boy/girl.

What's the matter?  You can have one too.   :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #104 on: May 19, 2006, 09:25:05 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 19, 2006, 09:04:45 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 19, 2006, 07:37:03 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 19, 2006, 01:59:35 AM
Quote from: SorceressPol on May 18, 2006, 10:50:46 AM
What is something illegal you would do if it ever became legal.

Buy me one of them thar nigger folk.

You better be glad that you're in Glasglow, and that you're bigger than me or I'd kick your ass pretty boy/girl.

What's the matter?  You can have one too.   :P

That's it! When I had started my plans for world domination Scotland wasn't even on my list. It is now. So when I roll into town with my sex robot army, and all the men are forced to wear leather masks and chafing thongs, you only have yourself to blame.
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George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law
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