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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #75 on: May 16, 2006, 04:05:53 PM »
Have you ever wanted super powers, and if so what kind?

I want to augment my mental capacity and become the first post-human, developing a mastery of technology that will allow me to exist and grow independently of mainstream human civilisation.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #76 on: May 16, 2006, 04:10:52 PM »
* duncvis gives CuriousPrimate aspie superhero outfit.


Ah, you just have to join the queue youngster...

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #77 on: May 16, 2006, 04:15:28 PM »
Are you prepared for any kind of disaster?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #78 on: May 16, 2006, 04:29:45 PM »
Are you prepared for any kind of disaster?

I have food and water supplies to last for a couple of weeks, and 4kg of home-made sauerkraut for when the birdflu hits.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #79 on: May 16, 2006, 06:03:14 PM »
Are you everybodies, everything?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #80 on: May 17, 2006, 06:40:52 AM »


ALERT:? Shit eating grin has been spotted in the vacinity? ALERT!
As promised i took this one myself on my way home from work at 3 am.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #81 on: May 17, 2006, 07:23:12 AM »
What was the hardest lesson for you to learn?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #82 on: May 17, 2006, 07:32:43 AM »
are you a Libran?  (birthday between 21st of september and 20th of october).

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #83 on: May 17, 2006, 08:45:19 AM »
Two questions (well, OK, three):

When was the last time you used dental floss, and did you use it to floss or for some other purpose?

What is the stupidest thing you've heard asked yet in one of these threads?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #84 on: May 17, 2006, 11:38:32 AM »
What was the hardest lesson for you to learn?

How to be forceful with people.  I'm still learning that one.

are you a Libran? (birthday between 21st of september and 20th of october).

No, I'm an Aquarius (25th January).  What made you think I was a Libran?

Two questions (well, OK, three):

When was the last time you used dental floss, and did you use it to floss or for some other purpose?

Do tepe brushes count?  If so, I used one this morning to clean my teeth and gums.  I used floss a few days ago for the same purpose, but the tepe's work a lot better, so I usually use them instead.

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What is the stupidest thing you've heard asked yet in one of these threads?

Pretty much anything by Florescent.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #85 on: May 17, 2006, 01:29:00 PM »
What country would you love to visit?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #86 on: May 17, 2006, 03:55:05 PM »
What country would you love to visit?

Iceland.  Norway is more practical though.  I'd like to go back to Sweden sometime too.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #87 on: May 18, 2006, 05:39:54 AM »
what do you think of Intensity??
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #88 on: May 18, 2006, 07:18:54 AM »
Who would last longer in bed? You, Emmanuelle, or Dracula?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #89 on: May 18, 2006, 07:24:01 AM »
Who do you most resemble< Eamonnuelle or Duckula?
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