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thepeaguy

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #795 on: January 01, 2007, 01:23:06 PM »
Quote from: Eamonn on January 01, 2007, 01:21:02 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 01, 2007, 01:19:03 PM

Why are you implying that I'm a gay primate?  Did I ever do anything to you?

Was a joke. Lighten up. Tis the season to be jolly tralalalala lalalalah.

..lalalala...Simon Amstell!

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #796 on: January 01, 2007, 01:29:35 PM »
Quote from: Uber-Pea on January 01, 2007, 01:23:06 PM
Quote from: Eamonn on January 01, 2007, 01:21:02 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 01, 2007, 01:19:03 PM

Why are you implying that I'm a gay primate?  Did I ever do anything to you?

Was a joke. Lighten up. Tis the season to be jolly tralalalala lalalalah.

..lalalala...Simon Amstell!



Isnt that the the girly guy who used to present a chart show with Sarah Cox?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #797 on: January 01, 2007, 01:30:33 PM »
Quote from: Eamonn on January 01, 2007, 01:29:35 PM
Quote from: Uber-Pea on January 01, 2007, 01:23:06 PM
Quote from: Eamonn on January 01, 2007, 01:21:02 PM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 01, 2007, 01:19:03 PM

Why are you implying that I'm a gay primate?  Did I ever do anything to you?

Was a joke. Lighten up. Tis the season to be jolly tralalalala lalalalah.

..lalalala...Simon Amstell!



Isnt that the the girly guy who used to present a chart show with Sarah Cox?

Must be a distant blood-relative.

He did Nickelodeon shit, too.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #798 on: January 02, 2007, 08:07:57 PM »
54 pages?!  I can't possibly go back through all that although I'm sure its all quite interesting.  But you're a dog now?  Is it a scottish terrier?   Very fierce breed.  Didn't your avatar used to be a misty wood, with fair maidens gliding through?  Or an archer chop arrow stock with ax.  I think my posts may start to become rather confused and uninteresting if all this changling business is allowed to continue unabated.  BTW, I heard your voice on the recording, and it was quite nice, but an ode to hagus?  Women were fawning over hagus?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #799 on: January 02, 2007, 08:21:30 PM »
Haggis, not hagus.  And yes, many a woman has fawned over a cute little haggis, right before it bit off her face.  That's why they must be hunted; that and because they taste so yummy.

Captive haggis:



Cooked haggis:



The dog is a bearded collie called Scruffs, who was my pet, and died on Febuary the 6th, at 3pm last year.  My avatar never involved maidens, or a misty wood to my knowledge.  The previous one what this, though I usually use a pic of myself:

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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« Reply #800 on: January 02, 2007, 09:03:59 PM »
Ohhh, now I see why women find Haggis so alluring ;)  And so sorry to hear about scruffs,  animals and dogs in particular around my house are prized.  Although not ALL the time.  We've had a carpet incident or two....Don't want to re-visit that. 
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #801 on: January 24, 2007, 01:32:31 PM »
Did you see the film Hard Candy?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #802 on: January 24, 2007, 01:45:02 PM »
Quote from: La_Mala on January 24, 2007, 01:32:31 PM
Did you see the film Hard Candy?

Nope.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #803 on: January 25, 2007, 02:37:33 AM »
did you see Jawbreaker? :P
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #804 on: January 25, 2007, 05:41:34 AM »
Quote from: Millabella on January 25, 2007, 02:37:33 AM
did you see Jawbreaker? :P

Don't think so.  What's it about?
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #805 on: January 25, 2007, 07:56:21 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 25, 2007, 05:41:34 AM
Quote from: Millabella on January 25, 2007, 02:37:33 AM
did you see Jawbreaker? :P

Don't think so.  What's it about?
an uncircumcized monstor and the havok it can wreak.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #806 on: January 25, 2007, 10:25:56 PM »
it's about hard candy. :P
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #807 on: February 27, 2007, 01:31:16 PM »
Would you consider this exercise as part of your workout? Looks pretty ace to me:

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #808 on: March 10, 2007, 03:30:22 PM »
Before you insert your penis into her vagina, would you get points if you tease her genitals with it?

"You want me to come inside you, don't you? DON'T YOU?!"
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #809 on: March 10, 2007, 07:13:18 PM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on February 27, 2007, 01:31:16 PM
Would you consider this exercise as part of your workout? Looks pretty ace to me:



Looks silly to me.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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