Ask Peter anything

[Peter]

what would you do for a klondike bar?

Probably nothing; I don't eat sweets.  (Assuming it's a candy bar).

[McGiver]

actually, i was intrigued by the YTMND, and wanted to design an original.
couple that with my duties here in I?, i decided hey, peter likes to see himself, maybe he'd like to see a ton of himselves.

yeah, you were worth it kid, now don't make a big fuss over it.

[Peter]

Have you ever just lost it?

Once, when I was 14 and being forced into playing football in school gym class, there was this smarmy, lying cunt who kept cheating.  When I pointed this out to the teacher, he hadn't noticed anything, and the guy kicked me when the teacher turned away.  While I should, by all reasoning, have torn his throat out with my teeth, I just screamed at him in frustration, before returning to my usual ultra-controlled self.  I don't really 'lose it'.  Ever.

[Peter]

Is there a movie that has ever made an impact on you?

The 5th Element.  I loved that movie.

[Peter]

wow did you just copy and paste that?

anyhoo, whats your favorite perfume or scent, on a woman that is?

baby

Something mild and sweet; I couldn't give any brand names.

[Peter]

i admit that i ripped this off of omega female, but felt it need to be asked to many.

if the entire membership of Intensity were ship-wrecked on an island without sufficient food supplies, which member would you nominate to be eaten first and why? also, please state second and third choices and reasons why?

and

isn't that an excellent question?

Jman would be first, since I don't really know him or give a shit what happens to him, and because he seems to have bizarre success with the women.  Teejay would be next, since I similarly don't give a shit about him.  After that, happeh, since although he's amusing here, he'd probably get annoying as hell IRL.

Fluorecent would be spared, since although he's irritating, he could carry heavy things and generally be useful, and would happily eat nasty stuff if we told him it was good for him.  All the women would be spared too, since I like women and they're nice for breeding with.  They also have too much fat and might be kind of nasty to eat.

[Peter]

Do you want Pms Elle to bitch slap you?

Yes, among other things.

[Peter]

actually, i was intrigued by the YTMND, and wanted to design an original.
couple that with my duties here in I?, i decided hey, peter likes to see himself, maybe he'd like to see a ton of himselves.

yeah, you were worth it kid, now don't make a big fuss over it.

<Pees in your slipper to show how happy he is.>

[baby]

Jman would be first, since I don't really know him or give a shit what happens to him, and because he seems to have bizarre success with the women. Teejay would be next, since I similarly don't give a shit about him. After that, happeh, since although he's amusing here, he'd probably get annoying as hell IRL.

you jealous sweetie!

baby

[McGiver]

peter,
what type of art could you create with babies avatar?

[Peter]

Jman would be first, since I don't really know him or give a shit what happens to him, and because he seems to have bizarre success with the women. Teejay would be next, since I similarly don't give a shit about him. After that, happeh, since although he's amusing here, he'd probably get annoying as hell IRL.

you jealous sweetie!

baby

Yep; don't want him crying in the background while I'm breeding with you.  It would be kinder to him that way.   

[Peter]

peter,
what type of art could you create with babies avatar?

I could make a nude version, but since it's not baby herself, I don't think it's really worth the effort.

[baby]

hmmm, breeding, ah the romance

i'd put up a fight before you could do that

baby

[McGiver]

peter,
your new avatar.

whats that between your legs?

is it the lochness monster?

[Peter]

hmmm, breeding, ah the romance

i'd put up a fight before you could do that

baby

Promise?