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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #165 on: May 26, 2006, 04:16:51 AM »
what would you do for a klondike bar?

Probably nothing; I don't eat sweets.  (Assuming it's a candy bar).
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #166 on: May 26, 2006, 04:19:01 AM »
actually, i was intrigued by the YTMND, and wanted to design an original.
couple that with my duties here in I?, i decided hey, peter likes to see himself, maybe he'd like to see a ton of himselves.

yeah, you were worth it kid, now don't make a big fuss over it.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #167 on: May 26, 2006, 04:20:52 AM »
Have you ever just lost it?

Once, when I was 14 and being forced into playing football in school gym class, there was this smarmy, lying cunt who kept cheating.  When I pointed this out to the teacher, he hadn't noticed anything, and the guy kicked me when the teacher turned away.  While I should, by all reasoning, have torn his throat out with my teeth, I just screamed at him in frustration, before returning to my usual ultra-controlled self.  I don't really 'lose it'.  Ever.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #168 on: May 26, 2006, 04:38:36 AM »
Is there a movie that has ever made an impact on you?

The 5th Element.  I loved that movie.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #169 on: May 26, 2006, 04:39:55 AM »
wow did you just copy and paste that?

anyhoo, whats your favorite perfume or scent, on a woman that is?

baby

Something mild and sweet; I couldn't give any brand names.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #170 on: May 26, 2006, 04:49:30 AM »
i admit that i ripped this off of omega female, but felt it need to be asked to many.

if the entire membership of Intensity were ship-wrecked on an island without sufficient food supplies, which member would you nominate to be eaten first and why? also, please state second and third choices and reasons why?

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isn't that an excellent question?

Jman would be first, since I don't really know him or give a shit what happens to him, and because he seems to have bizarre success with the women.  Teejay would be next, since I similarly don't give a shit about him.  After that, happeh, since although he's amusing here, he'd probably get annoying as hell IRL.

Fluorecent would be spared, since although he's irritating, he could carry heavy things and generally be useful, and would happily eat nasty stuff if we told him it was good for him.  All the women would be spared too, since I like women and they're nice for breeding with.  They also have too much fat and might be kind of nasty to eat.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #171 on: May 26, 2006, 04:50:30 AM »
Do you want Pms Elle to bitch slap you?

Yes, among other things.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #172 on: May 26, 2006, 04:52:23 AM »
actually, i was intrigued by the YTMND, and wanted to design an original.
couple that with my duties here in I?, i decided hey, peter likes to see himself, maybe he'd like to see a ton of himselves.

yeah, you were worth it kid, now don't make a big fuss over it.

<Pees in your slipper to show how happy he is.>
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #173 on: May 26, 2006, 04:52:51 AM »

Jman would be first, since I don't really know him or give a shit what happens to him, and because he seems to have bizarre success with the women. Teejay would be next, since I similarly don't give a shit about him. After that, happeh, since although he's amusing here, he'd probably get annoying as hell IRL.


you jealous sweetie!

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #174 on: May 26, 2006, 04:54:08 AM »
peter,
what type of art could you create with babies avatar?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #175 on: May 26, 2006, 04:58:46 AM »

Jman would be first, since I don't really know him or give a shit what happens to him, and because he seems to have bizarre success with the women. Teejay would be next, since I similarly don't give a shit about him. After that, happeh, since although he's amusing here, he'd probably get annoying as hell IRL.


you jealous sweetie!

baby

Yep; don't want him crying in the background while I'm breeding with you.  It would be kinder to him that way.   :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #176 on: May 26, 2006, 04:59:36 AM »
peter,
what type of art could you create with babies avatar?

I could make a nude version, but since it's not baby herself, I don't think it's really worth the effort.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #177 on: May 26, 2006, 05:00:19 AM »
hmmm, breeding, ah the romance

i'd put up a fight before you could do that

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #178 on: May 26, 2006, 05:04:52 AM »
peter,
your new avatar.

whats that between your legs?

is it the lochness monster?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #179 on: May 26, 2006, 05:08:11 AM »
hmmm, breeding, ah the romance

i'd put up a fight before you could do that

baby

Promise?   :-*
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?