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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #810 on: March 10, 2007, 07:14:15 PM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on March 10, 2007, 03:30:22 PM
Before you insert your penis into her vagina, would you get points if you tease her genitals with it?

"You want me to come inside you, don't you? DON'T YOU?!"

Rubbing the glans against the inner mucus membranes of the vulva can be nice for both parties.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #811 on: March 13, 2007, 05:43:53 PM »
You like peter?
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Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #812 on: April 10, 2007, 09:32:03 AM »
Add me to your MySpaz friend's list so I can hopefully see your hidden pictures, please?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #813 on: April 10, 2007, 09:57:35 AM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 10, 2007, 09:32:03 AM
Add me to your MySpaz friend's list so I can hopefully see your hidden pictures, please?

I have hidden pictures?  That's you been added.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #814 on: April 10, 2007, 09:59:42 AM »
 :eyebrows:
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #815 on: April 10, 2007, 10:00:40 AM »
Quote from: Peter on March 10, 2007, 07:13:18 PM
Quote from: thepeaguy on February 27, 2007, 01:31:16 PM
Would you consider this exercise as part of your workout? Looks pretty ace to me:



Looks silly to me.

I am a whore for the silly, yes.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #816 on: April 10, 2007, 10:00:48 AM »
 :o
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #817 on: April 10, 2007, 10:48:41 AM »
How's your porn career going?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #818 on: April 10, 2007, 10:52:51 AM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 10, 2007, 10:48:41 AM
How's your porn career going?

Not too well at the moment.  I got flu, so for the past few weeks I've been too tired to write, and have been sleeping 10 hours a day and struggling to stay awake the rest of the time.  I'm feeling a bit better today though.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #819 on: April 10, 2007, 11:02:11 AM »
Quote from: Peter on April 10, 2007, 10:52:51 AM
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 10, 2007, 10:48:41 AM
How's your porn career going?

Not too well at the moment.  I got flu, so for the past few weeks I've been too tired to write, and have been sleeping 10 hours a day and struggling to stay awake the rest of the time.  I'm feeling a bit better today though.

The flu has been going around here too, and it has even infected some people who had their flu shot.  I'm glad you are feeling a bit better.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #820 on: April 10, 2007, 12:04:16 PM »


What will you do next?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #821 on: April 10, 2007, 12:51:02 PM »
I'd explain to him that he has the safety on.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #822 on: April 10, 2007, 12:52:28 PM »
You wouldn't blind him with your radiant physique or summat?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #823 on: April 10, 2007, 12:56:55 PM »
No, since I haven't been to the gym since Christmas and am feeling all weak and icky. :(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #824 on: April 10, 2007, 01:51:14 PM »
Quote from: Peter on April 10, 2007, 12:56:55 PM
No, since I haven't been to the gym since Christmas and am feeling all weak and icky. :(

Try these -- you should be better in no time: http://www.frixo.com/sites/fitness/exercises/Hindupress.html
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