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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #780 on: December 25, 2006, 11:01:58 AM »
if you and Eamonn get it on, Peter, will you tape it and post it on Intensity IMMEDIATELY for all of us faghags to see?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #781 on: December 25, 2006, 11:06:45 AM »
Not funny. Id rather stick it in a mincer. It'd be like throwing a sausage up a close, anyhoo.

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #782 on: December 25, 2006, 12:29:29 PM »
will you two just fuck already?

We cant do it already, though it's unlikely to happen in the future, also. Much to Peter's frustration.

Ever since I joined up on Intensity, you two have been slobbering over each other all the time. How come you two don't bother now? Did Eamonn have a lover's tiff?

Aww, bless. :)

thing is, uber pea, that eamonn has been feeling left out since peter started acting like a selfish lover.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #783 on: December 25, 2006, 12:36:13 PM »

thing is, uber pea, that eamonn has been feeling left out since peter started acting like a selfish lover.

Me an peter have never been lovers so shut it ya daftie.

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #784 on: December 25, 2006, 12:40:08 PM »

thing is, uber pea, that eamonn has been feeling left out since peter started acting like a selfish lover.

Me an peter have never been lovers so shut it ya daftie.
is this true peter?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #785 on: December 25, 2006, 12:44:56 PM »

thing is, uber pea, that eamonn has been feeling left out since peter started acting like a selfish lover.

Me an peter have never been lovers so shut it ya daftie.
is this true peter?

It's true; it was all a lie.  I could never fall for someone like him.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #786 on: December 25, 2006, 12:46:51 PM »

thing is, uber pea, that eamonn has been feeling left out since peter started acting like a selfish lover.

Me an peter have never been lovers so shut it ya daftie.
is this true peter?

It's true; it was all a lie.  I could never fall for someone like him.
how is he?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #787 on: December 25, 2006, 12:53:15 PM »

thing is, uber pea, that eamonn has been feeling left out since peter started acting like a selfish lover.

Me an peter have never been lovers so shut it ya daftie.
is this true peter?

It's true; it was all a lie.  I could never fall for someone like him.
how is he?

Taking it pretty hard, it seems.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #788 on: December 27, 2006, 02:27:58 PM »
Have you ever been cheated on? If so, how was it for you, and how did you deal with it?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #789 on: December 27, 2006, 02:41:32 PM »
Have you ever been cheated on? If so, how was it for you, and how did you deal with it?

Never, to my knowledge.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #790 on: January 01, 2007, 12:25:48 PM »
Have you ever been cheated on? If so, how was it for you, and how did you deal with it?

Never, to my knowledge.

Because you're sooo perfect!

>:|

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #791 on: January 01, 2007, 12:34:11 PM »
Have you ever been cheated on? If so, how was it for you, and how did you deal with it?

Never, to my knowledge.

Because you're sooo perfect!

>:|

In gay primate circles sleeping around with any old cock is the norm and hence isnt thought of as being cheated on.

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #792 on: January 01, 2007, 01:17:29 PM »
Have you ever been cheated on? If so, how was it for you, and how did you deal with it?

Never, to my knowledge.

Because you're sooo perfect!

>:|

More that I've not really had many opportunities for being cheated on.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #793 on: January 01, 2007, 01:19:03 PM »
Have you ever been cheated on? If so, how was it for you, and how did you deal with it?

Never, to my knowledge.

Because you're sooo perfect!

>:|

In gay primate circles sleeping around with any old cock is the norm and hence isnt thought of as being cheated on.

Why are you implying that I'm a gay primate?  Did I ever do anything to you?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #794 on: January 01, 2007, 01:21:02 PM »

Why are you implying that I'm a gay primate?  Did I ever do anything to you?

Was a joke. Lighten up. Tis the season to be jolly tralalalala lalalalah.