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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #465 on: July 03, 2006, 04:29:28 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 03, 2006, 04:23:36 AM
Foolish AS thing.  You lost the point of the whole thread.  Answer my question, have you shagged an obese woman before?

No, I've never shagged an obese woman.  I've shagged a fat one, but not obese.  There was an obese woman though who quite literally begged me to shag her one night, but I was working and generally wasn't up for it, so I turned her down.  After that, she thought I was gay, and I didn't bother correcting her for the sake of her feelings.

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If I told you about where I got those herbs, would you give them a try?  Mood gets increased and sexual urges go up too.  Improves reproductive health and overall body functions.

I know where you get your herbs; you've given me the address already.  I'm doing ok for herbs at the moment.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #466 on: July 03, 2006, 05:31:53 AM »
I am doing fine myself, but its an added benefit.  Do you have any idea of what you are missing?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #467 on: July 08, 2006, 04:40:46 PM »
could you use this picture in your collection?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #468 on: July 08, 2006, 04:54:09 PM »
Probably not, since I am not in there.

Have you ever tried to bend down and suck your own cock?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #469 on: July 09, 2006, 06:27:59 AM »

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #470 on: July 09, 2006, 07:51:32 AM »
How fortunate for you, I was a tired, thus I was not defensive with words. You would not have been able to pull that off if I was not.  I am a gracious looser though.  NICE JOB PETER!
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #471 on: July 09, 2006, 11:09:10 AM »
the great randini isn't a loser, he's been owned.

BTW, nice tits flo.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #472 on: July 10, 2006, 07:51:20 AM »
I have been owned by woman.  You owe Peter a question Mc Jagger, but so do I.  Give him two, its only fair.

Have you ever rode a horse?

Do you have a car?

If Alex decided to move in next store, what would you do?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #473 on: July 10, 2006, 08:00:39 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 10, 2006, 07:51:20 AM
Have you ever rode a horse?

Yes.

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Do you have a car?

No.

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If Alex decided to move in next store, what would you do?

Get surveilence equipment to spy on him.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #474 on: July 10, 2006, 08:08:42 AM »
Gosh....

Are you tired or something?

Are you going to put surveillence cameras in his bathroom, for your own private use?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #475 on: July 10, 2006, 08:24:30 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 10, 2006, 08:08:42 AM
Gosh....

Are you tired or something?

Yes.

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Are you going to put surveillence cameras in his bathroom, for your own private use?

No, only for business purposes.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #476 on: July 10, 2006, 08:33:19 AM »
Are you going to put surveillence cameras in his bathroom, for your own private use?

No, only for business purposes.

I would have said the same thing.  I doubt that would be a booming buisness unless people wanted to make fun of him.

Have you ever got in a physical fight with anyone?

Do you own any weapons?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #477 on: July 10, 2006, 08:34:55 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 10, 2006, 08:33:19 AM
Have you ever got in a physical fight with anyone?

No

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Do you own any weapons?

Yes
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #478 on: July 10, 2006, 08:35:59 AM »
Ah hah, I caught it.  Making fun of his personal life, not in the bathroom.

What is the strangest thing a woman asked you to do?

What kind of weapons do you own?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #479 on: July 10, 2006, 08:41:18 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on July 10, 2006, 08:35:59 AM
What is the strangest thing a woman asked you to do?

There was a girl that I'd just picked up at a club that night, and when I got back home with her, we stripped off, got into my bed, started doing stuff, and then she asked me to come in her mouth.  It turned out she had a fetish for that, and yes, she swallowed.  Now, coming in a girls mouth isn't exactly the strangest thing in the world, but it was a bit unexpected for a girl I'd only known for a few hours to ask me to do that, and for her to get off on it so much.

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What kind of weapons do you own?

I'd rather not go into that.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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