Gopher Gary: Knock KnockGenesis: I know it's you Gary... you can come in, just don't leave muddy foot prints everywhereGopher Gary: Genesis: Damn it Gary!!!!!
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Here's the large version.http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h177/petermackenzie2/Linked%20to/581px-Clitoris_inner_anatomy.gif
i don't want you, pretty boys aren't my typebaby
don't get depressed peter.their all a bunch of liars, or dillusional.i mean c'mon, look at you.
Would you rather have a picture of you masturbating posted on the internet looking your best, or looking so ugly (bad hair day, weight gain, horrible lighting, etc.) that you weren't initially recognizable- but could still be recognized after a couple of minutes?
Does your hair turn yellow when you undergo the Super Saiyan Autistic Spaz transformation?
Here's the large version.
If a woman asked you to eat shit for sex would you? (This assumes she is truthful all the time.)