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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #300 on: May 31, 2006, 06:51:44 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 31, 2006, 06:45:05 AM
Maybe my Joke is too abstract.  You could believe I am not gay and are trying to piss me off.  It also could be you are the closet gay, and fantasize about me getting into the closet with you.  In that case, I would put a dead body in the dark closet.  That brings me to my next question.

Gosh, it could be any of those?  How will you ever figure out which one?  ???

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Could you have sex with dead people?

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #301 on: May 31, 2006, 06:53:46 AM »
eeewwwww
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #302 on: May 31, 2006, 07:19:36 AM »
Quote from: baby on May 31, 2006, 06:53:46 AM
eeewwwww

What?  :-\  It's not like I'd fuck them once the maggots start dropping.   :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #303 on: May 31, 2006, 09:20:33 AM »
could you fuck someone who was undergoing maggot therapy?
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #304 on: May 31, 2006, 09:32:35 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on May 31, 2006, 09:20:33 AM
could you fuck someone who was undergoing maggot therapy?

Well, the maggots wouldn't bother me, but the necrotic tissue they're cleaning might.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #305 on: May 31, 2006, 02:17:42 PM »
Peter,
can you please provide one name, of one person, who doesn't have the hots for you on I??
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #306 on: May 31, 2006, 02:50:30 PM »


Wow. So the vagina has two holes? One for pissing; the other for... you know...   >_>

(Well, I'll be losing my virginity someday, so I might as well get educated on teh minge.)
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #307 on: May 31, 2006, 02:53:10 PM »
that's why they roll their eyes and get pissed off when you stick it in too high, or too low, for that matter. ;) :D ;D ::) ::)
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #308 on: May 31, 2006, 02:54:58 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 31, 2006, 02:53:10 PM
that's why they roll their eyes and get pissed off when you stick it in too high, or too low, for that matter. ;) :D ;D ::) ::)

The women you dated only ROLLED THEIR EYES?  I'd expect a bit more of a reaction than that!  Or does pulling away and screaming "WOAH!  BAD AIM, DUDE!!!" count as getting pissed off?
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #309 on: May 31, 2006, 02:56:41 PM »
you see i am a gentle placer, not a violent poker.
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #310 on: May 31, 2006, 02:58:52 PM »
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Quote from: McJagger on May 31, 2006, 02:53:10 PM
that's why they roll their eyes and get pissed off when you stick it in too high, or too low, for that matter. ;) :D ;D ::) ::)

The women you dated only ROLLED THEIR EYES?  I'd expect a bit more of a reaction than that!  Or does pulling away and screaming "WOAH!  BAD AIM, DUDE!!!" count as getting pissed off?

Kinda like when the Titanic (an analogy for having a big dick) hits the iceberg by accident due to a change of course. :|

Serissa just LOVES teh big cock. :P
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #311 on: May 31, 2006, 03:03:03 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on May 31, 2006, 02:17:42 PM
Peter,
can you please provide one name, of one person, who doesn't have the hots for you on I??

Lets see... Pyraxis definately has the hots for me, thus why she was so shocked and upset when she thought I wanted to make sweet monkey love to her, I know you would sleep with me if it wasn't for your straightness holding you back, Mcj, Fluorescent won't stop lusting for my anus, Eamonn is wet for my cock (where is he, anyway?), Omega would undoubtedly be clawing at my window if she lived  closer by and if Robert was't already touching her in 'the bad place', Shima has erotic dreams about me... nope, can't think of anyone that doesn't want me.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #312 on: May 31, 2006, 03:04:04 PM »
i don't want you, pretty boys aren't my type

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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #313 on: May 31, 2006, 03:04:55 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on May 31, 2006, 03:03:03 PM
Quote from: McJagger on May 31, 2006, 02:17:42 PM
Peter,
can you please provide one name, of one person, who doesn't have the hots for you on I??

Lets see... Pyraxis definately has the hots for me, thus why she was so shocked and upset when she thought I wanted to make sweet monkey love to her, I know you would sleep with me if it wasn't for your straightness holding you back, Mcj, Fluorescent won't stop lusting for my anus, Eamonn is wet for my cock (where is he, anyway?), Omega would undoubtedly be clawing at my window if she lived  closer by and if Robert was't already touching her in 'the bad place', Shima has erotic dreams about me... nope, can't think of anyone that doesn't want me.

Oh wait, let me think... me. :|

Quote from: baby on May 31, 2006, 03:04:04 PM
i don't want you, pretty boys aren't my type

baby

That's what all the ladies say. :p
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Re: Ask Peter anything
« Reply #314 on: May 31, 2006, 03:05:53 PM »
eamonn is on sabbatacal.
researching ways to and actually doing so; site promotion.

he is a hardworking lad.
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