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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #90 on: July 06, 2007, 07:00:28 AM »
I have Aspergers Syndrome.

No, you're just a weird lesbian.

Best to follow Faggs' prescription of iron intake in order to alleviate all of the said symptoms above.

May I also add that I am Fagg's part-time adjutant?

Pea, you suck. I just wish it were me.



The only thing I would suck on are these:



Mmmm.... choclocate.  :drool:
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #91 on: July 06, 2007, 07:21:47 AM »
I have Aspergers Syndrome.

No, you're just a weird lesbian.

Best to follow Faggs' prescription of iron intake in order to alleviate all of the said symptoms above.

May I also add that I am Fagg's part-time adjutant?

Pea, you suck. I just wish it were me.



The only thing I would suck on are these:



Mmmm.... choclocate.  :drool:

mmmmm.
may i join in the sucking of those?
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #92 on: July 06, 2007, 07:22:33 AM »
And dx me while you're at it. ;D
you grind your teeth when you sleep.
you can wear one of those mouth pieces when you sleep, but i am afraid that you will choke on it.

sorry, no treatment.  but, in the bright side: at least you are male.

So, on the bright side, he's still a male even though you ruined his masculinity by not only sleeping with him, but also, mother-henning him by fearing that he'll choke like a toddler?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #93 on: July 06, 2007, 07:23:17 AM »
No, you may not. Though you are permitted to suck on Richard's homemade minstrels.

Just ask him nicely.

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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #94 on: July 06, 2007, 07:32:47 AM »
And dx me while you're at it. ;D
you grind your teeth when you sleep.
you can wear one of those mouth pieces when you sleep, but i am afraid that you will choke on it.

sorry, no treatment.  but, in the bright side: at least you are male.

So, on the bright side, he's still a male even though you ruined his masculinity by not only sleeping with him, but also, mother-henning him by fearing that he'll choke like a toddler?
yes.  sometimes, first, you must tear down before you can rebuild.

so i mother henned him questioning his masculinity.  then i complimented him.   


see you wrote yours in reverse order.  what kind of quack are you?
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #95 on: July 06, 2007, 07:36:34 AM »
No, you may not. Though you are permitted to suck on Richard's homemade minstrels.

Just ask him nicely.
i thought that you were my part time adjunct.  :'(
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #96 on: July 06, 2007, 09:01:14 AM »
yes.  sometimes, first, you must tear down before you can rebuild.

so i mother henned him questioning his masculinity.  then i complimented him.   


see you wrote yours in reverse order.  what kind of quack are you?

. one obnoxious completely A
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #97 on: July 06, 2007, 09:03:05 AM »
whats wrong with me? nothing. you'll probably say im some black person in a white persons skin, :yawn:

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« Reply #98 on: July 06, 2007, 11:20:36 AM »
whats wrong with me? nothing. you'll probably say im some black person in a white persons skin, :yawn:

where do I start the list?

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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #99 on: July 06, 2007, 02:09:00 PM »
whats wrong with me? nothing. you'll probably say im some black person in a white persons skin, :yawn:
the first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.
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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #100 on: July 06, 2007, 02:10:03 PM »
no

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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #101 on: July 07, 2007, 01:16:00 AM »
I have Aspergers Syndrome.

No, you're just a weird lesbian.

Best to follow Faggs' prescription of iron intake in order to alleviate all of the said symptoms above.

May I also add that I am Fagg's part-time adjutant?

Pea, you suck. I just wish it were me.



The only thing I would suck on are these:



Mmmm.... choclocate.  :drool:

mmmmm.
may i join in the sucking of those?

Minty flavored menstrual blood?
Sounds tempting.

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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #102 on: July 07, 2007, 01:44:52 AM »
Minty flavored menstrual blood?
Sounds tempting.

lose the mint, and i'd agree with you.

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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #103 on: July 07, 2007, 02:42:15 AM »
Minty flavored menstrual blood?
Sounds tempting.

lose the mint, and i'd agree with you.

No question. The issue is whether the
flavoring would do it harm.

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Re: let me Dx you
« Reply #104 on: July 07, 2007, 05:56:35 AM »
Minty flavored menstrual blood?
Sounds tempting.

lose the mint, and i'd agree with you.

No question. The issue is whether the
flavoring would do it harm.

There is no question. It does.
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