let me Dx you

[The_P]

I like B-52

Give us a good airplane joke while you're at it, stoned autistic retard.

[vodz]

I struggle to find a good reason to get out of bed each morning.

Get up and read your sig-line.

Unfortunately I feel I am becoming asexual, I feel I have evolved and may overcome my physical urges. Emotional urges no, but they usually come after/due to the physical urge.

[vodz]

i Chinooks! 

I LOVE the sound of a Chinook!!!

[Lucifer]

i Chinooks! 

I LOVE the sound of a Chinook!!!

too fucking right.  it's so sexual, it hurts!

gawd knows why, though.  just gets my insides in a complete tangle, whenever i hear one.

[The_P]

i Chinooks! 

I LOVE the sound of a Chinook!!!

too fucking right.  it's so sexual, it hurts!

gawd knows why, though.  just gets my insides in a complete tangle, whenever i hear one.

Chin...ooookkk.

Score!

[Lucifer]

i Chinooks! 

I LOVE the sound of a Chinook!!!

too fucking right.  it's so sexual, it hurts!

gawd knows why, though.  just gets my insides in a complete tangle, whenever i hear one.

Chin...ooookkk.

Score!

don't be ridiculous - it's the wokka-wokka! sound which does it. 

[The_P]

i Chinooks! 

I LOVE the sound of a Chinook!!!

too fucking right.  it's so sexual, it hurts!

gawd knows why, though.  just gets my insides in a complete tangle, whenever i hear one.

Chin...ooookkk.

Score!

don't be ridiculous - it's the wokka-wokka! sound which does it. 

Wokka on, Tommy! 

[vodz]

I like B-52

Give us a good airplane joke while you're at it, stoned autistic retard.

I am not
a) stoned
b) autisitic
c) or retarded

but here is an airplane joke:

Two pilots are drinking in the departure lounge. One pilot, who has just made a long flight, notes to the other that he has had 2 drinks and better stop otherwise he will collapse from tiredness.

The other pilot verbally abuses him for being a weak cunt, and says he is on his sixth drink, was drinking the night before, AND he is about to make a long flight! The first pilot is absolutely shocked and angrily demands an explanation for such behaviour that would put passengers at risk.

The second (very drunk) pilot brushes it off in a jolly manner, explaining that he has a special flying brain which he keeps in his carry-on luggage. By now you are probably getting interested in this joke, but I can't be fucked making up the rest of it at this point, so maybe you can finish it for me? I thought it was going rather well.

[Lucifer]

 

[El]

Figuratively speaking, of course.

So I'm figuratively far above all the rest of the IntensitySquared peons?

And you have yet to diagnose me.  Tease.

I struggle to find a good reason to get out of bed each morning.

I don't know what to daignose you with, but the cure is simple:  Buy an extremely annoying alarm clock, and keep it out of reach of your bed.

I can actually get out of bed, but I will be overcome with the temptation to get back in. It's harder than quitting smoking (which I am doing very good at  )

I think I have an incurable case of life. 

There's no such thing as an incurable case of life.

[vodz]

I suppose one could be in a coma/vegetative state. The trick is to be alive without experiencing it.

[The_P]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/Shuggy/joke.png

Figuratively speaking, of course.

So I'm figuratively far above all the rest of the IntensitySquared peons?

And you have yet to diagnose me.  Tease.

No, not you, the joke -- any joke.

Diagnosis: Fuck-all. Cure: Go to the shop and get yourself a fucking clue. Jesus wept.

[El]

No, not you, the joke -- any joke.

Diagnosis: Fuck-all. Cure: Go to the shop and get yourself a fucking clue. Jesus wept.

The joke is the bomb.  The airplane delivers the joke.  Therefore, I would logically be analogous to the airplane.

And your diagnostical jargon is a bit unlcear.  You seem to be saying that I'm a slut, and that the cure is to purchase something that will give me a hint as to how to turn my sex life around, and then if that doesn't work, find religion.  Either that, or you're saying you couldn't think of anything funny, which is quite sad.  I hope McJ comes up with somethign more amusing, if he's not already bored fo this thread.

[Nomaken]

I'm having trouble thinking of anything to diagnose you with that isn't flattering, so i give up, I fail.

[McGiver]

I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.

you struggle with the gammit of Dx's..  i prescribe more puns.