let me Dx you

[DirtDawg]

Dentistry? 

Oh, what the hell. Get it done! Write the prescription.

you have a bad case of penis envy.

What is the prognosis, Dr?

... and how do you propose to treat this condition.

you should watch lots of midget porn.

But, I'm not into porn. I might have a really bad reaction to this method of therapy, over time.

[El]

I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.

[The_P]

I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.

Let meeeeeeeee diagnose you! Ba ba baauunnng!

[El]

I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.

Let meeeeeeeee diagnose you! Ba ba baauunnng!

I'd say "I'd love that," but I don't want to make a promise you can't keep.

[The_P]

I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.

Let meeeeeeeee diagnose you! Ba ba baauunnng!

I'd say "I'd love that," but I don't want to make a promise you can't keep.

Never make promises you can't keep, or I shall smite thee with my black magic.

Vivi only taught me the basics, but it's more than enough to make your life hell.

(Making idle threats to someone across the globe is part of the incantation, folks. Don't question me.)

[Lucifer]

I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.

Let meeeeeeeee diagnose you! Ba ba baauunnng!

I'd say "I'd love that," but I don't want to make a promise you can't keep.

Never make promises you can't keep, or I shall smite thee with my black magic.

Vivi only taught me the basics, but it's more than enough to make your life hell.

(Making idle threats to someone across the globe is part of the incantation, folks. Don't question me.)

did i?  when was that, then?  i doubt it very much, anyway, as i don't actually believe in black or white magic.  so, mainly you're talking shite. 

[El]

I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.

Let meeeeeeeee diagnose you! Ba ba baauunnng!

I'd say "I'd love that," but I don't want to make a promise you can't keep.

Never make promises you can't keep, or I shall smite thee with my black magic.

Vivi only taught me the basics, but it's more than enough to make your life hell.

(Making idle threats to someone across the globe is part of the incantation, folks. Don't question me.)

Either you did an ASthing, or I am.  My comment was my way of saying "Diagnose me, but make it entertaining."  Luckily, since you like to harp on my jokes that bomb, your diagnosis will now be all the more entertaining.

[vodz]

I struggle to find a good reason to get out of bed each morning.

[El]

I struggle to find a good reason to get out of bed each morning.

I don't know what to daignose you with, but the cure is simple:  Buy an extremely annoying alarm clock, and keep it out of reach of your bed.

[The_P]

I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.

Let meeeeeeeee diagnose you! Ba ba baauunnng!

I'd say "I'd love that," but I don't want to make a promise you can't keep.

Never make promises you can't keep, or I shall smite thee with my black magic.

Vivi only taught me the basics, but it's more than enough to make your life hell.

(Making idle threats to someone across the globe is part of the incantation, folks. Don't question me.)

did i?  when was that, then?  i doubt it very much, anyway, as i don't actually believe in black or white magic.  so, mainly you're talking shite. 

As usual, yes I am. But it's reasonably funny shite! (Well, on my end, anyway.)

[vodz]

I struggle to find a good reason to get out of bed each morning.

I don't know what to daignose you with, but the cure is simple:  Buy an extremely annoying alarm clock, and keep it out of reach of your bed.

I can actually get out of bed, but I will be overcome with the temptation to get back in. It's harder than quitting smoking (which I am doing very good at  )

I think I have an incurable case of life. 

[The_P]

I can't wait to hear what you diagnose me with.

Let meeeeeeeee diagnose you! Ba ba baauunnng!

I'd say "I'd love that," but I don't want to make a promise you can't keep.

Never make promises you can't keep, or I shall smite thee with my black magic.

Vivi only taught me the basics, but it's more than enough to make your life hell.

(Making idle threats to someone across the globe is part of the incantation, folks. Don't question me.)

Either you did an ASthing, or I am.  My comment was my way of saying "Diagnose me, but make it entertaining."  Luckily, since you like to harp on my jokes that bomb, your diagnosis will now be all the more entertaining.

Figuratively speaking, of course.

[vodz]

I like B-52

[DirtDawg]

I struggle to find a good reason to get out of bed each morning.

Get up and read your sig-line.

[Lucifer]

i Chinooks!