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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2007, 02:16:11 PM »
i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box.  :laugh:

:laugh:

shudder.  no thanks.  i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2007, 02:16:33 PM »
Yeah she really grew up.   I would definitely hit that if I had the chance.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2007, 02:17:10 PM »
i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box.  :laugh:

:laugh:

shudder.  no thanks.  i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?

no, you mad fool.  i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth.  do pay attention.  ::)

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2007, 02:19:14 PM »
i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box.  :laugh:

:laugh:

shudder.  no thanks.  i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?

no, you mad fool.  i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth.  do pay attention.  ::)
oh, toothpick dick.


sorry so slow.
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2007, 02:21:24 PM »
i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box.  :laugh:

:laugh:

shudder.  no thanks.  i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?

no, you mad fool.  i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth.  do pay attention.  ::)
oh, toothpick dick.


sorry so slow.

yeah, but slow's gooooood.  as long as you speed right up towards the end.

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2007, 07:44:16 PM »
i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box.  :laugh:

:laugh:

shudder.  no thanks.  i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?

no, you mad fool.  i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth.  do pay attention.  ::)
oh, toothpick dick.


sorry so slow.

yeah, but slow's gooooood.  as long as you speed right up towards the end.
just tug on my ear when it is time.
or stick your finger in my arse. 
whichever.
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2007, 11:57:53 PM »

but i just want to see if i can handle his 'up to 11 inches' schlong.

Only by the most ridiculous means of measuring.

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2007, 12:55:37 AM »
i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box.  :laugh:

:laugh:

shudder.  no thanks.  i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?

no, you mad fool.  i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth.  do pay attention.  ::)
oh, toothpick dick.


sorry so slow.

yeah, but slow's gooooood.  as long as you speed right up towards the end.
just tug on my ear when it is time.
or stick your finger in my arse. 
whichever.

what's wrong with both?  i'm a woman - i can multitask.

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2007, 12:31:15 PM »
i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box.  :laugh:

:laugh:

shudder.  no thanks.  i use floss.
oh, you want some pubes also?

no, you mad fool.  i meant that i already had something i could use to clean between my teeth.  do pay attention.  ::)
oh, toothpick dick.


sorry so slow.

yeah, but slow's gooooood.  as long as you speed right up towards the end.
just tug on my ear when it is time.
or stick your finger in my arse. 
whichever.

what's wrong with both?  i'm a woman - i can multitask.
if you want the jack rabbit action, then you had better just stick a finger in my arse.
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2007, 01:30:59 PM »
you mean like the Rampant Rabbit Thruster?  or that fuck machine thingy tesla posted?  and you can do that just by having a finger up your arse.

cor!

what happens if it's butt plug?  :yikes: 

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2007, 01:44:03 PM »
you mean like the Rampant Rabbit Thruster?  or that fuck machine thingy tesla posted?  and you can do that just by having a finger up your arse.

cor!

what happens if it's butt plug?  :yikes: 

it is the moment.


the moment that you stick your finger in my ass i am sho shocked that i simply gyrate with exstacy.

and with your finger positioned correctly, you can actually control my movements without saying anything.
how is that for an advantage?
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2007, 02:08:32 PM »
does that come with all versions of blokes, or this is a special order?

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2007, 02:10:24 PM »
does that come with all versions of blokes, or this is a special order?
i can't speak for other blokes.
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2007, 02:11:53 PM »
good grief - do you never discuss such things among yourselves?  :yikes:

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2007, 02:12:55 PM »
good grief - do you never discuss such things among yourselves?  :yikes:
we discuss things.  we just do not discuss things going up the ass.
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