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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2007, 10:38:11 PM »
Nah.

Don't lie, you'd tap that shit

Nope. Not my taste.
I've turned away things
close enough to it.

hahahahahahahah.

Hell, I've turned away (though only
due to stupidity) something I found
MUCH better. Hey, maybe you and I
have different tastes in females.

I found that a bit overweight and plain.
It would take a hell of a lot for me to
be interested in something that looked
like that.

Certainly not just the desire to 'tap' it.


Hell, there are guys I consider more appealing,
and I think of myself as straight.

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2007, 03:53:29 AM »
Overweight? LOL.

/resists saying something I REALLY want to.

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2007, 04:00:43 AM »
Overweight? LOL.

/resists saying something I REALLY want to.

I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2007, 04:03:15 AM »
Overweight? LOL.

/resists saying something I REALLY want to.

I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do.

You'd be safe with a blowup doll, then. :thumbup:

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2007, 04:20:37 AM »
Overweight? LOL.

/resists saying something I REALLY want to.

I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do.

You'd be safe with a blowup doll, then. :thumbup:

Or a pure concept. Which I'd certainly rather.

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2007, 07:41:40 AM »
Overweight? LOL.

/resists saying something I REALLY want to.

I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do.

You'd be safe with a blowup doll, then. :thumbup:

Or a pure concept. Which I'd certainly rather.
You do that then. Overweight indeed. >:(
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2007, 01:51:14 PM »
cal is consistent in hs fullofshittedness.
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2007, 01:53:11 PM »
sometimes i wish I could match his fullofshitedness, but then I wake up.  :-\

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2007, 01:54:24 PM »
Overweight? LOL.

/resists saying something I REALLY want to.

I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.

that's all women out, then.

Balders, you're in with a chance, man - tora, tora, tora!

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2007, 01:55:35 PM »
Overweight? LOL.

/resists saying something I REALLY want to.

I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.

that's all women out, then.

Balders, you're in with a chance, man - tora, tora, tora!
i shall give myself an enima so as i am prepared.
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2007, 01:56:27 PM »
Overweight? LOL.

/resists saying something I REALLY want to.

I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.

that's all women out, then.

Balders, you're in with a chance, man - tora, tora, tora!
i shall give myself an enima so as i am prepared.

i should give yourself a fucking lobotomy, rather than an enema.  but maybe that's just me.

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2007, 01:57:36 PM »
Overweight? LOL.

/resists saying something I REALLY want to.

I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.

that's all women out, then.

Balders, you're in with a chance, man - tora, tora, tora!
i shall give myself an enima so as i am prepared.

i should give yourself a fucking lobotomy, rather than an enema.  but maybe that's just me.
but i just want to see if i can handle his 'up to 11 inches' schlong.
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2007, 02:01:57 PM »
Overweight? LOL.

/resists saying something I REALLY want to.

I have tastes for things which don't carry
more extra fat than I do. Which is certainly
a difficult thing, by modern standards.

that's all women out, then.

Balders, you're in with a chance, man - tora, tora, tora!
i shall give myself an enima so as i am prepared.

i should give yourself a fucking lobotomy, rather than an enema.  but maybe that's just me.
but i just want to see if i can handle his 'up to 11 inches' schlong.

you could always bend it in half.

anyway, that's probably the one on his head.

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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2007, 02:13:37 PM »
i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box.  :laugh:
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Re: stephanie tanner from full house
« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2007, 02:14:47 PM »
i could just cut half of it off and send it to you in a box.  :laugh:

:laugh:

shudder.  no thanks.  i use floss.