Alex, you're next...

[Lucifer]

it's the yoga asana (position) called The Bird.  i can do that.

[McGiver]

it's the yoga asana (position) called The Bird.  i can do that.

yes, but i can see the reason a woman should do that.

[Eamonn]

Thanks for the advice but im far too macho to do woosy things like yoga/stretching/pool exercises.

May I then suggest lying on your back and
masturbating about the body that you'd like?

Weights and boxing are far better for a strong body. Though since my injuries my body is no longer the temple it used to be.

[Eamonn]

He's not on all 4's idiot - he's on his hands (I bruised my ribs falling out of that pose once, FYI).

Anyway, you're so afraid of fags - what the fuck are you repressing you queen?   

Who says im afraid of fags? I have no problem with fags, i just dont want to be one myself.

[Eamonn]

Think of what you could do with this type of flexibility, Eommon 

it does look like he is ready to take a pocket rocket to the arse.

QFT.

[The_P]

Thanks for the advice but im far too macho to do woosy things like yoga/stretching/pool exercises.

Wussy? Are you fucking serious? Martial artists incorporate stretching exercises to their training, you douchebag. How else do they manage to impress their captivated audiences with their scissors kicks?

A kittle stretching before i fight...

Since when have you been in a fight, Begsie?

You're all mouth like my dad's cousin, Shuggy.

[Eamonn]

Thanks for the advice but im far too macho to do woosy things like yoga/stretching/pool exercises.

Wussy? Are you fucking serious? Martial artists incorporate stretching exercises to their training, you douchebag. How else do they manage to impress their captivated audiences with their scissors kicks?

A kittle stretching before i fight...

Since when have you been in a fight, Begsie?

You're all mouth like my dad's cousin, Shuggy.

Begsie? I've been in quite a few and havent lost a fight since i've been an adult. I am in fact a fighting machine.

[Calandale]

Weights and boxing are far better for a strong body.

But less your style.

[Eamonn]

Weights and boxing are far better for a strong body.

But less your style.

How would you know? I've done lots of both. I'd knock you out of this hemisphere with one of my trusty old right uppercuts.

[Calandale]

Weights and boxing are far better for a strong body.

But less your style.

How would you know? I've done lots of both. I'd knock you out of this hemisphere with one of my trusty old right uppercuts.

Oh, I'm sure. Presuming of course that
you could manage to land a blow one me,
oh crippled one.

[The_P]

Weights and boxing are far better for a strong body.

But less your style.

How would you know? I've done lots of both. I'd knock you out of this hemisphere with one of my trusty old right uppercuts.

Oh, I'm sure. Presuming of course that
you could manage to land a blow one me,
oh crippled one.

Why is he crippled? He did boxing training.

[Calandale]

Though since my injuries my body is no longer the temple it used to be.

Need I say more? Or do you wish proof of
his mental disabilities, as well?

[The_P]

Weights and boxing are far better for a strong body.

But less your style.

How would you know? I've done lots of both. I'd knock you out of this hemisphere with one of my trusty old right uppercuts.

Can I be your manager for the upcoming fight?

[Calandale]

Weights and boxing are far better for a strong body.

But less your style.

How would you know? I've done lots of both. I'd knock you out of this hemisphere with one of my trusty old right uppercuts.

Can I be your manager for the upcoming fight?

Why? You wanna learn how to deal with defeat?
Just step into the ring yourself then, pea.

[The_P]

Weights and boxing are far better for a strong body.

But less your style.

How would you know? I've done lots of both. I'd knock you out of this hemisphere with one of my trusty old right uppercuts.

Can I be your manager for the upcoming fight?

Why? You wanna learn how to deal with defeat?
Just step into the ring yourself then, pea.

I would step in the pretend ring, but I'm heading back out soon (not pretend).