Or can't manage to spend the effort to
push itself into the realm of mere mortals.
You're starting to sound like Eamonn. 
Only when pushed.
The pushing isn't comming from me. You're backing yourself in a corner.
True, but the more fun when I come out.
Did I mention that Eamon is a lametard and you're auditioning for his spot??
I rather noticed the first fact on my own.
As to the audition, I am a masterful thespian,
and shall take it, just for the challenge.