Alex, you're next...

[Lucifer]

I am so glad that I took the high road, and
didn't manage to repeat what you said better.

dream on, spammyslug.

You are SO incapable of understanding.
I was complimenting the little spammer.

blimey.  those goalposts change faster than a whore's knickers, round here. 

I'm sorry if you're no longer spry enough to keep up, granny.
Go practice with peaguy some more.

if you were saying anything worth reading, then i'd respond with something intelligent.  however, there's really no point in dignifying your wibble with anything which requires any brain power whatsoever, so i shan't.  and the playground level of "granny" would be entertaining(ish) if i didn't see it actually in the playground all the time, from 7 years olds.

and please feel free to score the points from the fact that i replied at all - you obviously need them more than i do. 

[Calandale]

if you were saying anything worth reading, then i'd respond with something intelligent.

I've seen what you consider such. You think
with your genitals more than McJ does.
Maybe if you tried thinking, you COULD
manage. But, you just don't bother.

and the playground level of "granny" would be entertaining(ish) if i didn't see it actually in the playground all the time, from 7 years olds.

'Twas a term of respect. Would you rather I call
you, "young lady" when you are neither?

and please feel free to score the points from the fact that i replied at all - you obviously need them more than i do. 

Not from such a meager source.

[Lucifer]

sigh...  cal, cal, cal, when are you going to learn the strategies for duelling with words?  spitefulness, whilst being somewhat crude, petty and childish, can be an effective weapon.  however, the golden rule there is that the other person has to accord you some sort of respect, i.e., give a fuck about you or your opinions.

as for:

Maybe if you tried thinking, you COULD
manage. But, you just don't bother.

i think i addressed that quite clearly in the quotation you were responding to.  need me to take you through it a step at a time?

[Calandale]

sigh...  cal, cal, cal, when are you going to learn the strategies for duelling with words?  spitefulness, whilst being somewhat crude, petty and childish, can be an effective weapon.  however, the golden rule there is that the other person has to accord you some sort of respect, i.e., give a fuck about you or your opinions.

Your age advantage gives you the only respect that you deserve.

as for:

Maybe if you tried thinking, you COULD
manage. But, you just don't bother.

i think i addressed that quite clearly in the quotation you were responding to.  need me to take you through it a step at a time?

No, 'twas quite clear that you are too
lazy to even attempt to learn from
your betters.

[Lucifer]

yep, absolutely.  you can have all those points.  i really don't need them, whilst you obviously do.  take them, with my blessing.   

[Calandale]

yep, absolutely.  you can have all those points.  i really don't need them, whilst you obviously do.  take them, with my blessing.   

The blessing of Lucifer? Lovely. 

[McGiver]

[Lucifer]

lol.  don't get comfortable, Balders - i've got more interesting things to do.  you know, like stare at a wall for a couple of days, housework, contract dysentry...

[McGiver]

lol.  don't get comfortable, Balders - i've got more interesting things to do.  you know, like stare at a wall for a couple of days, housework, contract dysentry...

all i knew was that you were kicking his arse.
i thought it might get interesting, in a sad way, because he would never see it.

[Lucifer]

lol.  yeah, but my boredom threshold isn't that high, unfortunately for you.  soz, Balders.   

[McGiver]

lol.  yeah, but my boredom threshold isn't that high, unfortunately for you.  soz, Balders.   

dang.

where ever will i get my pleasure from now?

[Lucifer]

lol.  yeah, but my boredom threshold isn't that high, unfortunately for you.  soz, Balders.   

dang.

where ever will i get my pleasure from now?

keep trying to lick your own bits.  that'll keep you occupied for ever.

[McGiver]

i cannot think of anything witty to say in response.


does that mean that i am way less dillusional this morning than i usually am?

[Lucifer]

nah.  you just know it's true.

of course, you haven't tried to get me to succumb to your sexual wiles for, oh, at least several hours.  that usually gives you buckets of pleasure, doesn't it?

oh, but i'm off to have some lunch, soon.  mind you, you know what my response is going to be, so you don't really need me to be here, do you? 

[McGiver]

nah.  you just know it's true.

of course, you haven't tried to get me to succumb to your sexual wiles for, oh, at least several hours.  that usually gives you buckets of pleasure, doesn't it?

oh, but i'm off to have some lunch, soon.  mind you, you know what my response is going to be, so you don't really need me to be here, do you? 

i thought you were marked territory.