You think my teeth are somewhat yellow? Is that the best you can do? Pretty sure I was drinking soda all day at the Louvre (where the pic was taken). My teeth aren't perfectly white, how are yours? WTF do you mean by iowa? Last I recall you weren't that attractive yourself.
You seem to try really hard to hate on women just to be a dick. Being a dick does help in getting laid with certain women, I have seen it far too many times. It doesn't seem to be working for you here, but you never know some chick might have low enough self esteem to enjoy being treated like shit. There seems to be more than enough girls like that in this world. You just need lots of money, well maybe you will win the lottery.
Do you purposefully think up ridiculous things to say? Really I don't feel like picking on you.