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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #300 on: August 28, 2006, 12:18:00 AM »
I think he means in the month of August.  Although since he doesn't use a calendar, I don't for the life of me know how he can keep track.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #301 on: August 28, 2006, 12:32:30 AM »
I don't know either if he meant this month.  :-\
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #302 on: August 28, 2006, 08:35:06 AM »
the 31st of august, one week after the 24th when the question was posted, i used the calendar in the clock of windows.  And yes i masturbated 4 times the day i wrote that.  Once before i wrote it, and 3 times after.  I would have edited it if i went beyond the 4 total.

The 5 day schedule thing evolved.  I've masturbated less and less since i hit 16, currently i'm at a heat every 5 sometimes 6 days.

A bit of a nonsequiter, i'd definitely cuddle with the guy in mcjaggers current avatar.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #303 on: August 28, 2006, 08:38:23 AM »
Who's the bigger perve?  Me or you?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #304 on: August 28, 2006, 08:51:55 AM »
me.

if practice makes perfect.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #305 on: August 28, 2006, 01:53:00 PM »
While I am not the horniest person ever, I would say definitely I am more perverted than you.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2006, 07:53:37 PM by Nomaken »
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #306 on: August 28, 2006, 01:58:27 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on August 28, 2006, 08:35:06 AM

The 5 day schedule thing evolved.  I've masturbated less and less since i hit 16, currently i'm at a heat every 5 sometimes 6 days.


My mind is reeling.  You masturbate 5 times a day?  And you used to do it more? 
Just thinking of all the time involved.  How long does it take you, start to finish?
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #307 on: August 28, 2006, 11:19:51 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on August 28, 2006, 08:35:06 AM
the 31st of august, one week after the 24th when the question was posted, i used the calendar in the clock of windows.  And yes i masturbated 4 times the day i wrote that.  Once before i wrote it, and 3 times after.  I would have edited it if i went beyond the 4 total.

The 5 day schedule thing evolved.  I've masturbated less and less since i hit 16, currently i'm at a heat every 5 sometimes 6 days.

A bit of a nonsequiter, i'd definitely cuddle with the guy in mcjaggers current avatar.

How did you know you would masturbate 3 times after you wrote that?  :laugh:
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #308 on: August 28, 2006, 11:21:23 PM »
Quote from: Triste on August 28, 2006, 01:58:27 PM
Quote from: Nomaken on August 28, 2006, 08:35:06 AM

The 5 day schedule thing evolved.  I've masturbated less and less since i hit 16, currently i'm at a heat every 5 sometimes 6 days.


My mind is reeling.  You masturbate 5 times a day?  And you used to do it more? 
Just thinking of all the time involved.  How long does it take you, start to finish?

I think he means he masturbates every 5 or 6 days.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #309 on: August 28, 2006, 11:23:40 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on August 28, 2006, 01:53:00 PM
While I am not as horniest person ever, I would say definitely I am more perverted than you.

Remember kids: He stuck it (his penis, beyotch) up a girl's ass at camp.

God, that was a funny read, come to think of it.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #310 on: August 28, 2006, 11:36:49 PM »
He did? I don't remember reading that.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #311 on: August 29, 2006, 02:29:28 AM »
I thought it was his tongue he used on her ass?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #312 on: August 29, 2006, 02:33:55 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on August 29, 2006, 02:29:28 AM
I thought it was his tongue he used on her ass?

Oh, he did oral, then?

Oh, I don't know. Duurrrtttyy, horny fucking neherd, though.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #313 on: August 29, 2006, 07:55:44 PM »
During heat days I usually masturbate about 4 times.  If i did more or less, i would have edited it.

Also - I can't believe it took me this long to correct the as error.
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Re: Ask Nomaken anything
« Reply #314 on: August 29, 2006, 09:40:14 PM »
when you went to new jersey to see your grandpa, how did you procede on your heat days?
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