1. If I were world leader, probably the only truely important thing I would do is reorganize the values of society. That is, i would try to socialize people to adopt certain values I decide are most productive, and effective to their own ends.
I am not entirely sure what values I would select, but among them would be the greastest happiness for the greatest number of people.
Happiness doesn't always lead to greater effeciency in other areas. I could figure out a set of values that would make humanity a survival machine, becoming as powerful and as populated as possibile in order to ensure survival against other species in existence. Since given infinite time, and the principles of natural selection, there will exist a grand empire of beings who have evolved biologically and socially to survive, and that may include destroying or subjagating us. Or we might be that people. Although as time goes on the probability of running into an even more powerful and undefeatable race grows. As a matter of fact, given infinite time, there is an infinite probability that we're doomed to be destroyed by a far more powerful race.
Given that, and assuming existence has no point or purpose, I'd build a society that put happiness on its list of values.
I don't plan to have this society be a perfect working machine. As a matter of fact, i plan to just implant the values, and then let them work out how they want to exist on their own. Although it would probably, after careful thought, emphasis more on education, research, culture, and intelligent supportive social organization. I think after some time, based on the values, that they'd organize an excellent, productive, effective society on their own.
There are some values I can think of, to clarify the kind of society i'd like to exist, but they aren't well thought out and i'd prefer for them to be before I declare them.
But some things to consider is that i'd prefer if in this society that if you want to try harder, you get better results, but i'd prefer if there was a certain quality of living provided to all citizens, as long as they were willing to work in some lowest paying job they'll have available.
I'm not sure what exactly that quality of life will be, but i'm thinking, enough food to eat, housing that isn't too terrible, and the ability to buy some pleasurable consumer item. And I feel that in a society that follows the other values, there will be so much production, the resources devoted to this minimum living will be negligable.
2. My most used profanity is probably fuck, and while it is the one i like most, i would really say i have a favorite profanity. It is hard for me to gage which swear word i use most or is my favorite because I try to use them evenly and infrequently. There are very few profanities i've ever actually used as an insult. I've used quite a few simply because it seemed appropriate at the time, but i bet there are hundreds i've only read, and never said, or haven't even read at all. I can't say I haven't seriously insulted anyone with a profanity over the last 10 years, because my memory isn't THAT good, but i can say that the number of times I have seriously insulted someone with a profanity in the last 10 years is probably under 20. Mainly because when you insult some with profanity it makes you look worse than the person you're insulting. Doesn't help anything. I've even observed that rule while blind with rage pissed. (I wanna go on a little tangent here. I can control my emotions with incredible reliability, and the way i put it is, "It is easy, all you have to do is be willing to commit suicide." Which sounds stupid and irrelevant, but when something happens and if you react in a certain way you are going to get in real trouble, but you are so overcome with emotion and you feel your first impulse is so justified and right, and worth the reprocussions, giving that up is like commiting suicide.)
3. I've been pissed off by at least 3 people, but not very badly. Not to a point where I cared about it for more than 15 minutes.
4. I would own slaves.
5. I would prefer A in my garden, but B in my bong.
