whats everyones 4th of july plans?

[McGiver]

why are fireworks banned in most states? that seems like one of those retarded rules that nobody understands, but nobody want to do anything about it

because mr mark is in charge of all the fireworks laws. 

[Scrapheap]

why are fireworks banned in most states? that seems like one of those retarded rules that nobody understands, but nobody want to do anything about it

because mr mark is in charge of all the fireworks laws. 

 

 

[DirtDawg]

It's easy to understand in Indiana. There are many aging wooden buildings from the eighteen forties and many others closely packed together. A fire is a very serious danger. Basically, if the fireworks are designed to leave the ground, they are illegal, here, except in the hands of licensed professionals.

Yes, it's a cowardly state.

Well, there goes my plans on moving there!! 

If you had too much money and some connections to acquire a couple acres of Hoosier National Forest for a modern cabin in the woods, it would be beautiful and happy living. If you need to work near the city, like we do, you're fucked if you live here.

[Scrapheap]

It's easy to understand in Indiana. There are many aging wooden buildings from the eighteen forties and many others closely packed together. A fire is a very serious danger. Basically, if the fireworks are designed to leave the ground, they are illegal, here, except in the hands of licensed professionals.

Yes, it's a cowardly state.

Well, there goes my plans on moving there!! 

If you had too much money and some connections to acquire a couple acres of Hoosier National Forest for a modern cabin in the woods, it would be beautiful and happy living. If you need to work near the city, like we do, you're fucked if you live here.

Property is very cheap compared to here though. Before Eric Medlen died, he bought a house in Brownsburg for $400,000. It was 5,000 ft² on an acre of land. The same house here would be $4,000,000 easy.

I could probably afford a house in the $250,000 to $300,000 range. Out here you can't even find condos that cheap. 

[DirtDawg]

I know, but if I had the money I would do the same thing in Tennessee. It rarely gets below zero, in the Smokies. Indiana usually gets well below zero every winter. Nothing like where Kevv lives, but way too cold for me, Californian. I'll bet you have acclimated to SoCal enough to hate it here. I can't imagine why an aspie would live where the seasons change, if he could prevent it.

[Scrapheap]

I know, but if I had the money I would do the same thing in Tennessee. It rarely gets below zero, in the Smokies. Indiana usually gets well below zero every winter. Nothing like where Kevv lives, but way too cold for me, Californian. I'll bet you have acclimated to SoCal enough to hate it here.

I spent 5 years in Nebraska. The last winter I was there, we had snow on the ground for 5 months and an entire month & a week below zero.

I don't miss that shit one bit. 

[MrsMark]

What're my 4th of july plans?

Celebrating my independence, of course.

[Calandale]

From what?

[MrsMark]

As dependent and independent variable.

[Mr Smith]

Sit on my arse for another 15 minutes.

Then it will be the 5th of July.

[renaeden]

i will, according to the person im going with driving under the influence isnt as hard as everyone thinks

Hard on trees and other cars, though.

[Eclair]

Sit on my arse for another 15 minutes.

Then it will be the 5th of July.

 

[DirtDawg]

i will, according to the person im going with driving under the influence isnt as hard as everyone thinks

Hard on trees and other cars, though.

'Hard on trees and other cars'
anagrams to
'Honored retardant crashes.'

Thank you, Renaeden.
(I saw retard crashes, but I needed the calc for the rest.)

[Scrapheap]

As dependent and independent variable.

calandale??

[MrsMark]

Even if you just guess correctly I won't confirm it. Any fool can do that. Producing conclusive, irrefutable evidence on the other hand... well, that would be worth something. But if you can't do the work, and you have to have things handed to you...