Interrogate PMS Elle!

[CuriousPrimate]

If/when you publish your first novel, will you use a pseudonym?

[El]

1.? Sahara because I'm so sensitive to cold.? I'm assuming I'd die either way and it would suck either way but I've nearly passed out from heat exhaustion before and there are worse ways to die.? Better ways, but also worse ways.

2.? I don't think so, though some of my sorties would proably be wiser to publish under pseudonyms.? They're so fucked up that I rather worry about being a therapist and having them out there under my name.? Then again, it's not like I'm ever going to make the new yrok times bestseller list or anything (let's face it) so it probably won't ever be an issue.

[Callaway]

Imagine this:  You get a phone call at about 1 in the morning.  When you answer the phone, a low, raspy voice says,  "I know who you are and I know what you did," then proceeds to describe the contents of the current room you are in in perfect detail.  How do you react?

[Randy]

I asked this at OTS, Why did you put distress avitar up, like mine?

[El]

Callaway- as it would have to be my cell phone that was being called on as my home phone never has the ringer on, i'd look up the unmber, write it down, then call the police and tell them who just called me and what they said.? Then call my dad and ask him to come up because I'd be fucking freaked out.

Fluorescent- I didn't respond on OTS because it seemed like such a completely ridiculous question as to be beneath responding.  However as this is an ask anything thread, I'll give you an answer now:  Because I fucking wanted to have this avatar.  I didn't do it to antagonize anyone; I like this avatar, I think it's kind of cute.  if you don't, tough shit.

[McGiver]

ok so we know its your cat and its name is Fucking Genius, but what the hell is it grabbing at?

[El]

ok so we know its your cat and its name is Fucking Genius, but what the hell is it grabbing at?

It was this little lion he had the vibrated when the tail was pulled.  Zac figured out how to work it and I managed to catch him at it on camera.  Unfortunately the toy died of excessive tail-pulling and I haven't been able to find a replacement; I still hold this vague hope that I'll be able to get a similar toy someday, because it was frigging hilarious, to me, to watch Prozac playing with that toy.  I mean, he learned to hold it with his paw and everything.  It was his stim toy!

[McGiver]

so his name is prozac not fucking genius.
got it.

[El]

so his name is prozac not fucking genius.
got it.

And, might I add, he might think his name is actually "idiot" as that is what most often leaves me mouth when he decides that standing in front of my feet when I am walking is somehow a good idea.  And he does it a lot.  Also stands in front of my door so I accidentally wack him with it coming into the apartment.

[Randy]

How many times have you bitch slapped men?

[El]

I never have.

[Peter]

How many times have you wanted to bitchslap fluorescent?

[El]

I lost count around the century mark.

[Randy]

How many times have you bitch slapped Peter?

[Peter]

If you had to shag either florescent or Nomaken, which would you chose and why?