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so how is your furball? is he being good? have you given him a kiss yet today?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Heinrich on April 06, 2011, 10:17:22 AMso how is your furball? is he being good? have you given him a kiss yet today?Is it possible to wash ones brain with soap?As I read that COMPLETELY the wrong way at first. :lol:
Quote from: Sea Tart on April 06, 2011, 10:19:59 AMQuote from: Heinrich on April 06, 2011, 10:17:22 AMso how is your furball? is he being good? have you given him a kiss yet today?Is it possible to wash ones brain with soap?As I read that COMPLETELY the wrong way at first. :lol:OMG! Are you seriouss?!? You are so bad, Sea Tart!!!!
No more posts from me here. I'm sure you understand....but if you want to keep it as a question Elle thing, rather than the callout that any other member would get, your choice as Webmaster, I guess.
Okay, I will ask a question. Since I seem to have been tangentially involved in kicking off this current shit-storm, if I have sex with both you and Eclair will that be enough to get you two to kiss and make up? I can't make the same offer to you and Les, sorry
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: MidlifeAspie on April 06, 2011, 10:40:01 AMOkay, I will ask a question. Since I seem to have been tangentially involved in kicking off this current shit-storm, if I have sex with both you and Eclair will that be enough to get you two to kiss and make up? I can't make the same offer to you and Les, sorry Sequentially, or at the same time?
Quote from: Semicolon on April 06, 2011, 10:44:58 AMQuote from: MidlifeAspie on April 06, 2011, 10:40:01 AMOkay, I will ask a question. Since I seem to have been tangentially involved in kicking off this current shit-storm, if I have sex with both you and Eclair will that be enough to get you two to kiss and make up? I can't make the same offer to you and Les, sorry Sequentially, or at the same time?I'm a stickler for efficiency and time-savings, but I'll leave the details to them.
I'll reluctantly have sex with them as well if they really really want me tooFor the good of I2 relations that is
PMSElle has a wife?
So...uhm...when your wife kicks you out, can I have your dogs?