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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2025 on: February 21, 2011, 10:47:21 AM »
Programming a stalker-bot is  :viking:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2026 on: February 22, 2011, 05:00:46 AM »
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Wow.  Doesn't get much creepier than that.   :laugh:

Unless someone specifically programmed a bot to automatically stalk you.  :orly:

Wonders if that could be perceived as flattering.
Wonders why Hike wonders if programming a stalker-bot could be seen as flattering.   :zombiefuck:
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Not saying it was the right kind of flattering. But, someone making that much of an effort to specify a bot for you, then you must be special.  :P

Would hate a bot like that though. Dislike the stalking kind of flattery a lot.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2027 on: March 20, 2011, 05:42:14 AM »
What are you thoughts on this season of House? I think it's been weird. I miss Thirteen, but do like the new girl. Sure, I want to fuck Olivia Wylde, but I liked the character. Okay, I liked the fact she is bi and does threesomes. Anyway, House and Cuddy was messed up and House hasn't been House. Thoughts?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2028 on: March 20, 2011, 09:51:21 AM »
What are you thoughts on this season of House? I think it's been weird. I miss Thirteen, but do like the new girl. Sure, I want to fuck olivia Wylde, but I liked the character. Okay, I liked the fact she is bi and does threesomes. Anyway, House and Cuddy was messed up and House hasn't been House. Thoughts?
I actually haven't been following House anymore because I've been hanging out and playing board games every Monday night.   :laugh:
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2029 on: March 21, 2011, 04:10:53 PM »
So how is everything with you lately?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2030 on: March 22, 2011, 04:46:00 AM »
So how is everything with you lately?
juuuust super:P
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2031 on: March 22, 2011, 05:25:50 PM »
So how is everything with you lately?
juuuust super:P

Of course you are, you mean hearted, fucked up manipulating Bitch.

I actually thought my efforts privately to speak to you about your Mother's abandonment were genuine....little did I know, that you were a back stabbing psychotic little bitch...who manipulated the situation with Trigger to stab me in the back, whilst I tried to help you privately along with Scrap's antics.

From what I can see, I'm sorry that the lack of your Mothers love somehow gives you the entitlement to shit on others who reach out to you genuinely.

I'm sorry that the 'poor me' posts are so predominant now in you that that is now the card you will play.

I'm sorry that you betrayed me, for the attention of a man here.

And most of all, I'm sorry that somehow, like Scrap, you will justify your hurtful, backstabbing behaviour and manipulate it into something against me, who contacted you out of concern.

Pass on my regards to Trigger and his attempts to have a go at me in the forum, ie; the sexual Q and A thread will reveal that a little more.

I think all 3 of you, Scrap, Trigger and yourself, have little knowledge or respect for true friendship or care, and believe me, after 4 years of the shit here, I am pretty well entitled to call out scumbag, pity sucking cunts. All 3 of you.
Uh.... whaaaaaaat?

I honestly don't know what you're talking about.  I was very grateful when you reached out.  I don't know how on earth Scrap plays into any of this.  As for Trigger, I didn't end up seeing him because it didn't work out logistcially but I wasn't exactly planning on plotting to kill you and/or jumping his bones/anything remotely sinister; I hung out with him once last year when he was in town and we shot the shit for an hour or so in a Dunkin Donuts.  If it had worked out I thought it would be nice to do the same thing again this year.

If you'd like to talk a bit more about this over PM- even just to explain what exactly I did, or what you think I did, or what you think I'm trying to do- by all means do so.  If your beef was specifically with me I'd be fine with a public callout but as it is I'm not even sure whose dirty laundry is getting aired because I don't know what the heck happened.  As it is I'm not sure if I should be apologizing or clarifying a misunderstanding or what.  I'm sorry that you're upset and you're hurt.  I genuinely didn't mean to do or say anything hurtful to you, whatever it was that happened.   :-\
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2032 on: March 22, 2011, 05:31:19 PM »
I think Eclair is going through a really shit time atm (although I know you are too) and isn't herself lately - I'm not sure if she's planning on coming back here or not so you might be best PMing her (so she gets an email notification).

No idea what's going on here and it is none of my business, but thought I should just mention that. I hope whatever this is is a misunderstanding as I like you both a lot

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2033 on: March 22, 2011, 05:38:06 PM »
I think Eclair is going through a really shit time atm (although I know you are too) and isn't herself lately - I'm not sure if she's planning on coming back here or not so you might be best PMing her (so she gets an email notification).

No idea what's going on here and it is none of my business, but thought I should just mention that. I hope whatever this is is a misunderstanding as I like you both a lot
TY for the clarification; will do.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2034 on: March 23, 2011, 10:22:33 PM »
So how is everything with you lately?
juuuust super:P
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2035 on: March 23, 2011, 10:27:39 PM »
and in the beginning

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2036 on: March 23, 2011, 10:28:07 PM »
or were you talking about anal sex? if so I know relatively little about that

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2037 on: March 24, 2011, 04:48:52 AM »
or were you talking about anal sex? if so I know relatively little about that
Umm how many subtle nuances of buttsecks are there *to* know?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2038 on: March 24, 2011, 04:54:58 AM »
or were you talking about anal sex? if so I know relatively little about that
Umm how many subtle nuances of buttsecks are there *to* know?

Quite a few.  :orly:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #2039 on: March 24, 2011, 04:15:20 PM »
or were you talking about anal sex? if so I know relatively little about that
Umm how many subtle nuances of buttsecks are there *to* know?

Quite a few.  :orly:


yeah, there are a lot. It's an art. For instance, dont use lube with spermicide....it burns.