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Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:40:15 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 09, 2009, 06:26:01 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:25:02 AMWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? Stop hitting on me, I'm married MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 09, 2009, 06:26:01 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:25:02 AMWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? Stop hitting on me, I'm married
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:25:02 AMWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did?
Why do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?
Since clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt!
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 09, 2009, 06:47:22 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:40:15 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 09, 2009, 06:26:01 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:25:02 AMWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? Stop hitting on me, I'm married MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMust. Resist. Siren. Song,
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 10, 2009, 08:12:43 AMSince clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! You have to be better at hiding your desperation.
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 10, 2009, 01:30:20 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 09, 2009, 06:47:22 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:40:15 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 09, 2009, 06:26:01 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:25:02 AMWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? Stop hitting on me, I'm married MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMust. Resist. Siren. Song, My siren song is always irresistable. You're fighting a losing battle.
Quote from: Lord Phlexor on April 10, 2009, 01:31:28 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on April 10, 2009, 08:12:43 AMSince clearly you do not have a problem with jumping on married guys, then what really repulses you from me? Is it the toy and comic book collections or the third nipple? I can have the third nipple removed! I mean really, I got tested and signed up for the Trojan lifetime supply plan for you. I'm really hurt! You have to be better at hiding your desperation.Maybe he will be when he's not reeling from Strattera withdrawal.
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 08, 2009, 07:59:32 AMWhat kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls? Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about. Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 08, 2009, 08:59:43 AM*covers his own mouth* Wow, rage is prescient.
What kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls?
*covers his own mouth*
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 08, 2009, 04:47:31 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on April 08, 2009, 07:59:32 AMWhat kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls? Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about. Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 08, 2009, 08:59:43 AM*covers his own mouth* Wow, rage is prescient.Lol. I have moments. Usually IRL though. You probably already know, but i'm sliiiightly different irl.
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 11, 2009, 10:12:35 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 10, 2009, 01:30:20 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 09, 2009, 06:47:22 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:40:15 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 09, 2009, 06:26:01 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:25:02 AMWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? Stop hitting on me, I'm married MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMust. Resist. Siren. Song, My siren song is always irresistable. You're fighting a losing battle.<currently strapping myself to the mast of my internet sailing ship>
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2009, 11:59:17 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 08, 2009, 04:47:31 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on April 08, 2009, 07:59:32 AMWhat kind of advice would you give an Aspie dude who has trouble talking to girls? Depends on what Aspie guy we're talking about. Advice could range from 'get yourself out there' to 'thank god, that makes the world a safer place, although I think you should cut out your tongue for good measure.'Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 08, 2009, 08:59:43 AM*covers his own mouth* Wow, rage is prescient.Lol. I have moments. Usually IRL though. You probably already know, but i'm sliiiightly different irl. If I know you IRL, I don't know I know you. O_oQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 11, 2009, 10:28:24 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 11, 2009, 10:12:35 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 10, 2009, 01:30:20 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 09, 2009, 06:47:22 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:40:15 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 09, 2009, 06:26:01 AMQuote from: Lord Phlexor on April 09, 2009, 06:25:02 AMWhy do you think that anyone is going to fall for your obvious trolling?Isn't that what you just did? Stop hitting on me, I'm married MAKE LOOOOOOOVE TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMust. Resist. Siren. Song, My siren song is always irresistable. You're fighting a losing battle.<currently strapping myself to the mast of my internet sailing ship>oooh, bondage. Kinky.
Um. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 11, 2009, 12:19:16 PMUm. No. I mean you probably already figured out that I was pretty dfferent irl. I figured, but also figured it was worth clarifying on the off-chance I had REALLY missed something.