In a bid to save money, the nhs are telling couples seeking IVF to go and fuck themselves
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Quote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 05:23:30 PMQuote from: Callaway on April 01, 2009, 11:06:58 AMI had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back? I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course. I will finance the whole thing! Pick an island or a country...anywhere, and I'll foot the bill. Let's make this happen!
Quote from: Callaway on April 01, 2009, 11:06:58 AMI had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back? I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course.
I had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 01, 2009, 06:12:15 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 05:23:30 PMQuote from: Callaway on April 01, 2009, 11:06:58 AMI had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back? I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course. I will finance the whole thing! Pick an island or a country...anywhere, and I'll foot the bill. Let's make this happen!Send cash. I promise, I'll make it happen.
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 06:19:34 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on April 01, 2009, 06:12:15 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 05:23:30 PMQuote from: Callaway on April 01, 2009, 11:06:58 AMI had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back? I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course. I will finance the whole thing! Pick an island or a country...anywhere, and I'll foot the bill. Let's make this happen!Send cash. I promise, I'll make it happen.Hmmmm! Is PayPal okay?
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 01, 2009, 06:32:54 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 06:19:34 PMQuote from: Trigger11 on April 01, 2009, 06:12:15 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on April 01, 2009, 05:23:30 PMQuote from: Callaway on April 01, 2009, 11:06:58 AMI had a lovely time last week. You were fabulous- everything I'd hoped, and more. But how come you never called me back? I felt the same way, but then when I got back home I was so horribly intimidated by how amazing you were that I figured I shouldn't even bother- I thought if I called, you'd laugh and say I was a disappointment. To hear that you feel the same way is like a dream come true. Let us rendez-vous again; I will take you out for dinner, dancing, anything you like- just say the word. Or, if you'd prefer, we can spend a quiet evening inside and listen to your favorite music by candlelight. Anything you like, anything at all.Just so long as I get to cook you breakfast, of course. I will finance the whole thing! Pick an island or a country...anywhere, and I'll foot the bill. Let's make this happen!Send cash. I promise, I'll make it happen.Hmmmm! Is PayPal okay?I accept cash, PlayPal, MasterbationCard, or American Sexpress.
Lol sucker.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on April 02, 2009, 10:20:43 AMLol sucker.Suck! Lick! Motorboat! Whatever!
Quote from: Trigger11 on April 02, 2009, 11:32:17 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on April 02, 2009, 10:20:43 AMLol sucker.Suck! Lick! Motorboat! Whatever!...nibble, bite, scrape, breathe, blow, sigh, gasp, moan, scream...
Care to explain these?
how do I become as cool as you guys?
Quote from: amerikasend on April 04, 2009, 10:48:05 PMhow do I become as cool as you guys?Just remember, there is no spoon.
