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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1335 on: September 24, 2008, 06:50:17 PM »
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1336 on: September 26, 2008, 03:07:19 PM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1337 on: October 02, 2008, 01:39:04 PM »
I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1338 on: October 03, 2008, 06:51:55 AM »
Quote from: Trigger11 on October 02, 2008, 01:39:04 PM
I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!
OK, I think this needs some clarification:  I was going to fool around with that guy anyway, and the fact that he gave me cookies had no effect on that decision.  'Cookie whore' is a cute misnomer/term of endearment my friends now use, but buying me cookies will not actually effect how far I will go with you.

...oh wait, you meant my avatar.   :zoinks:
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1339 on: October 03, 2008, 08:42:01 AM »
I think he wants to disable your cookies & then you!  :P
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1340 on: October 03, 2008, 08:43:01 AM »
Quote from: Mike Pupkin on October 03, 2008, 08:42:01 AM
I think he wants to disable your cookies & then you!  :P
He doesn't want me to accept cookies?  O_o
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1341 on: October 03, 2008, 08:48:37 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 03, 2008, 06:51:55 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on October 02, 2008, 01:39:04 PM
I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!
OK, I think this needs some clarification:  I was going to fool around with that guy anyway, and the fact that he gave me cookies had no effect on that decision.  'Cookie whore' is a cute misnomer/term of endearment my friends now use, but buying me cookies will not actually effect how far I will go with you.

...oh wait, you meant my avatar.   :zoinks:

 :plus:

You are 8)!
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1342 on: October 03, 2008, 08:57:27 AM »
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1343 on: October 03, 2008, 09:01:26 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 03, 2008, 08:43:01 AM
Quote from: Mike Pupkin on October 03, 2008, 08:42:01 AM
I think he wants to disable your cookies & then you!  :P
He doesn't want me to accept cookies?  O_o

That maybe the way the nookie cookie crumbles, yes.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1344 on: October 03, 2008, 09:44:00 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 03, 2008, 06:51:55 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on October 02, 2008, 01:39:04 PM
I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!
OK, I think this needs some clarification:  I was going to fool around with that guy anyway, and the fact that he gave me cookies had no effect on that decision.  'Cookie whore' is a cute misnomer/term of endearment my friends now use, but buying me cookies will not actually effect how far I will go with you.

...oh wait, you meant my avatar.   :zoinks:

'Cookie whore'

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1345 on: October 03, 2008, 09:55:12 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 03, 2008, 06:51:55 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on October 02, 2008, 01:39:04 PM
I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!
OK, I think this needs some clarification:  I was going to fool around with that guy anyway, and the fact that he gave me cookies had no effect on that decision.  'Cookie whore' is a cute misnomer/term of endearment my friends now use, but buying me cookies will not actually effect how far I will go with you.

...oh wait, you meant my avatar.   :zoinks:
I make chocolate chip cookies all the time.   They are usually just as good if not better than what I could buy.   That and I enjoy oral sex too.   What a coincidence!   Who doesn't like cookies and oral sex?   There must be something really wrong with someone who doesn't like both.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1346 on: October 03, 2008, 10:03:51 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on October 03, 2008, 09:55:12 AM
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 03, 2008, 06:51:55 AM
Quote from: Trigger11 on October 02, 2008, 01:39:04 PM
I'll bring the cookies…or vice versa! ;) You're choice!
OK, I think this needs some clarification:  I was going to fool around with that guy anyway, and the fact that he gave me cookies had no effect on that decision.  'Cookie whore' is a cute misnomer/term of endearment my friends now use, but buying me cookies will not actually effect how far I will go with you.

...oh wait, you meant my avatar.   :zoinks:
I make chocolate chip cookies all the time.   They are usually just as good if not better than what I could buy.   That and I enjoy oral sex too.   What a coincidence!   Who doesn't like cookies and oral sex?   There must be something really wrong with someone who doesn't like both.

My sister-in-law doesn't like oral sex! :o
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1347 on: October 03, 2008, 10:22:31 AM »
Yeah, the chick I fucked last week doesn't like guys going down on her either lol.   She is really fucked in the head.   She claims to not like cookies either.  :P   She doesn't like ice cream or any sweets lol.   Crazy.
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1348 on: October 03, 2008, 10:42:15 AM »
Did she at least give?

My sister-in-law won't even give! ::)
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1349 on: October 03, 2008, 11:14:57 AM »
Quote from: Alex179 on October 03, 2008, 09:55:12 AM
I make chocolate chip cookies all the time.   They are usually just as good if not better than what I could buy.   That and I enjoy oral sex too.   What a coincidence!   Who doesn't like cookies and oral sex?   There must be something really wrong with someone who doesn't like both.
Yes.  Yes, indeed.

I think some girls worry about it being unpleasant for the guy to do- and some (very few, but they do exist) have the same fear in regards to getting blowjobs.  IMO, it does ruin the mood if you think your partner isn't doing somehting they want to.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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