Interrogate PMS Elle!

[El]

My fingers have mouths?

You'd know better than I- they're YOUR fingers!

It is a percentages game.
I have picked up this way a looooonnnggg time ago. I had terrible luck with women but was not overly concerned with quality and happy to increase my odds any way I could.
God some of them were hideous......ugh! 

A two at ten and a ten at... six?

I've done this too, but stopped a few years ago.  If I really, really wanted a fuck, I could hit the clubs again and pick up somebody, but it's just not worth it to me.

What part of it makes it not worth it?

[Peter]

I've done this too, but stopped a few years ago.  If I really, really wanted a fuck, I could hit the clubs again and pick up somebody, but it's just not worth it to me.

What part of it makes it not worth it?

1.  Clubs around here are loud, crowded places with sticky floors, entrance fees, frisking, unfriendly staff and belligerent customers.

2.  Girls that look quite attractive in dark clubs and with the assistance of alcohol generally turn out to be complete mingers in the harsh light of day and sobriety.

3.  After a while, you start bumping into people you've shagged before, which is rather awkward.

4.  It's much simpler to just have a wank and forget about it.  That way, there's no bouncers, boyfriends, STD's, pregnancies or walking 20km because I missed the last bus out of town and am too cheap to get a taxi.

[El]

Fair enough.   

[Al Swearegen]

It is a percentages game.
I have picked up this way a looooonnnggg time ago. I had terrible luck with women but was not overly concerned with quality and happy to increase my odds any way I could.
God some of them were hideous......ugh! 

A two at ten and a ten at... six?

Very.....errr.......generous percentages. This is a fugly Autistic socially retarded male trying to pick up women....(maybe divide the percentage by four)

[El]

It is a percentages game.
I have picked up this way a looooonnnggg time ago. I had terrible luck with women but was not overly concerned with quality and happy to increase my odds any way I could.
God some of them were hideous......ugh! 

A two at ten and a ten at... six?

Very.....errr.......generous percentages. This is a fugly Autistic socially retarded male trying to pick up women....(maybe divide the percentage by four)

ouch.   

[thepeaguy]

My precious...

[ozymandias]

There was a young lady from Mass.
Who loved to go shaking her ass.
With clothes a bit slutty
She wriggled her butty
She said, NO CONDOMS, NO SEX, I'm not nutty!

(For the non US members Mass. is short for Massachusetts.)

[enronh]

There once was a plumber from Lea
Who was plumbing PMS Ellie by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing
I think someones coming"
Said the plumber, still plumbing "It's me!

[El]

My precious...

...only behind the assumed identity of her first ex-boyfriend, who had gone on Intensity to stalk and potentially win her back while under an assumed identity, could ThePeaGuy profess his love to the sweet and lovely Serissa, in hopes of winning her calloused little heart.

There was a young lady from Mass.
Who loved to go shaking her ass.
With clothes a bit slutty
She wriggled her butty
She said, NO CONDOMS, NO SEX, I'm not nutty!

(For the non US members Mass. is short for Massachusetts.)

There once was a plumber from Lea
Who was plumbing PMS Ellie by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing
I think someones coming"
Said the plumber, still plumbing "It's me!

Look, just because my standards USED to be insanely low, and just because every guy who's had his cock in me was a writer, and I have professed myself to be a bit of a nympho, does NOT mean that you can win your way into my pants by writing me poetry.

I'm not into romantic shit like that.   

[Alex179]

So, how would someone go about getting the opportunity to bang you silly?   Now that we know poetry doesn't really work on you anymore, that is.

[El]

So, how would someone go about getting the opportunity to bang you silly?   Now that we know poetry doesn't really work on you anymore, that is.

Romance me with grandiose promises that you aren't going to turn out to be a total douchebag?

[Alex179]

So, how would someone go about getting the opportunity to bang you silly?   Now that we know poetry doesn't really work on you anymore, that is.

Romance me with grandiose promises that you aren't going to turn out to be a total douchebag?

What are your qualifications for being a total douchebag, so one could know what avoiding such status entails in advance?

[ozymandias]

My precious...

...only behind the assumed identity of her first ex-boyfriend, who had gone on Intensity to stalk and potentially win her back while under an assumed identity, could ThePeaGuy profess his love to the sweet and lovely Serissa, in hopes of winning her calloused little heart.

There was a young lady from Mass.
Who loved to go shaking her ass.
With clothes a bit slutty
She wriggled her butty
She said, NO CONDOMS, NO SEX, I'm not nutty!

(For the non US members Mass. is short for Massachusetts.)

There once was a plumber from Lea
Who was plumbing PMS Ellie by the sea
She said "Stop your plumbing
I think someones coming"
Said the plumber, still plumbing "It's me!

Look, just because my standards USED to be insanely low, and just because every guy who's had his cock in me was a writer, and I have professed myself to be a bit of a nympho, does NOT mean that you can win your way into my pants by writing me poetry.

I'm not into romantic shit like that.   

Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my  home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving.  

[El]

Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my  home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving.  

You should have been talking dirty to your wife, you slut. 

[Alex179]

Picky picky, I came up with that while sitting in the car for an hour and a half drive from Kennebunk Maine to my  home with nothing to read and my wife doing the driving.   

You should have been talking dirty to your wife, you slut. 

He thinks about you even when he is riding in the car with his wife, what does that say?