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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Women want to mate with me!!!!
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 10:16:46 AMWomen want to mate with me!!!!Maybe my luck will change in college.
Go to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds.
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AMGo to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds. Is this advice for me or for peauguy?
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 10:27:09 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AMGo to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds. Is this advice for me or for peauguy?Me, obviously.
Quote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 02, 2008, 10:31:21 AMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 10:27:09 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AMGo to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds. Is this advice for me or for peauguy?Me, obviously.In that case, as you bide your time in the club, file your nails.
I want to bite you?
Quote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 03, 2008, 09:40:56 AMI want to bite you?Do you file your teeth?
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 03, 2008, 09:51:16 AMQuote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 03, 2008, 09:40:56 AMI want to bite you?Do you file your teeth?No? But I brush and mouthwash them?
Quote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 03, 2008, 09:58:05 AMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 03, 2008, 09:51:16 AMQuote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 03, 2008, 09:40:56 AMI want to bite you?Do you file your teeth?No? But I brush and mouthwash them?Do you brush and mouthwash your fingers?
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 10:27:09 AMQuote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on August 02, 2008, 10:25:53 AMGo to clubs at 3 o'clock and don't drink much. The girls who don't scupper away at 6am are better odds. Is this advice for me or for peauguy?It is a percentages game. I have picked up this way a looooonnnggg time ago. I had terrible luck with women but was not overly concerned with quality and happy to increase my odds any way I could. God some of them were hideous......ugh!
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?