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Eh, well,1. Some women do "plan on" trying anal; some are even into it.2. I know damn well how fucked up some people can be; I've been the recipient of some sick bullshit in my day, and it seems like I've actually been pretty lucky in avoiding how awful it can really get, thus far.
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 29, 2008, 05:54:53 PMEh, well,1. Some women do "plan on" trying anal; some are even into it.2. I know damn well how fucked up some people can be; I've been the recipient of some sick bullshit in my day, and it seems like I've actually been pretty lucky in avoiding how awful it can really get, thus far.True enough, I met a girl a while back who claimed to be into anal. I really didn't believe her, as every other female who I know tried it, claimed it hurt really bad. I guess she did it so much, she learned to enjoy it. She was the one who was into being choked and roleplaying a rape scenario too, what a headcase she was lol.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Makes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.
Quote from: DirtDawg on July 29, 2008, 07:32:52 PMMakes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal...
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: Alex179 on July 29, 2008, 05:56:53 PMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 29, 2008, 05:54:53 PMEh, well,1. Some women do "plan on" trying anal; some are even into it.2. I know damn well how fucked up some people can be; I've been the recipient of some sick bullshit in my day, and it seems like I've actually been pretty lucky in avoiding how awful it can really get, thus far.True enough, I met a girl a while back who claimed to be into anal. I really didn't believe her, as every other female who I know tried it, claimed it hurt really bad. I guess she did it so much, she learned to enjoy it. She was the one who was into being choked and roleplaying a rape scenario too, what a headcase she was lol.I highly doubt a girl has to be a headcase to enjoy anal and would assume it does not always hurt, depending on how it's done/in what context; I've heard of sane girls enjoying it. I just personally don't want to; I think it sounds like somehting I woudln't find pleasant, and I have a perfectly good vagina. If anyone I bang feels horribly deprived by that, I'm not the one for him.
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 08:59:07 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on July 29, 2008, 07:32:52 PMMakes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?
Quote from: Alex179 on July 30, 2008, 06:13:59 PMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 08:59:07 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on July 29, 2008, 07:32:52 PMMakes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?I eat babies.
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 10:55:10 PMQuote from: Alex179 on July 30, 2008, 06:13:59 PMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 08:59:07 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on July 29, 2008, 07:32:52 PMMakes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?I eat babies.Their flesh is quite tender. You can still get pregnant then if you eat them, as the baby has to form in the womb for you to have something to eat lol.
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 10:55:10 PMQuote from: Alex179 on July 30, 2008, 06:13:59 PMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 08:59:07 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on July 29, 2008, 07:32:52 PMMakes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?I eat babies.She can't have children. She's a failure.
Quote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 02, 2008, 09:57:13 AMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 10:55:10 PMQuote from: Alex179 on July 30, 2008, 06:13:59 PMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 08:59:07 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on July 29, 2008, 07:32:52 PMMakes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?I eat babies.She can't have children. She's a failure.REPRODUCTIVE FAIL!!!!
Quote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 09:59:47 AMQuote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 02, 2008, 09:57:13 AMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 10:55:10 PMQuote from: Alex179 on July 30, 2008, 06:13:59 PMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 08:59:07 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on July 29, 2008, 07:32:52 PMMakes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?I eat babies.She can't have children. She's a failure.REPRODUCTIVE FAIL!!!!It's alright. I'm in the same boat.
Quote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 02, 2008, 10:00:54 AMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on August 02, 2008, 09:59:47 AMQuote from: IntensitySquared's Patron on August 02, 2008, 09:57:13 AMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 10:55:10 PMQuote from: Alex179 on July 30, 2008, 06:13:59 PMQuote from: Her Majesty, PMS Elle on July 30, 2008, 08:59:07 AMQuote from: DirtDawg on July 29, 2008, 07:32:52 PMMakes sense. Anal is not my cup o' tea and I have walked away from otherwise perfectly acceptable relationships after being pressed into "performing" anal. As far as I can see, the best reason for someone to want anal is if they don't happen to have one of those delightful vaginae or if they are obsessed with NOT becoming pregnant.Then there ain't no damn point for me whatsoever, seeing as I have as much of a chance of getting preggers from anal sex as regular ol' vaginal... Get your tubes tied, or did a doctor tell you that you are barren?I eat babies.She can't have children. She's a failure.REPRODUCTIVE FAIL!!!!It's alright. I'm in the same boat.You don't have a uterus either, huh?