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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1215 on: July 27, 2008, 04:39:41 PM »
Tony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking business
Taht's a dirty rotten lie.  I got out of my debt by blowing him.  We had a verbal contract.

...or was that oral contract?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1216 on: July 27, 2008, 04:55:58 PM »
Tony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking business
Taht's a dirty rotten lie.  I got out of my debt by blowing him.  We had a verbal contract.

...or was that oral contract?

I'm sure you is a swell broad but listen lady, just cause you had that..  that maybe good for 10Gs off the top  but the big guy still gotha pay for his house in Sicily and his kid's tuition ..and them colleges ain't cheap!

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1217 on: July 28, 2008, 09:35:16 AM »
Tony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking business
Taht's a dirty rotten lie.  I got out of my debt by blowing him.  We had a verbal contract.

...or was that oral contract?

I'm sure you is a swell broad but listen lady, just cause you had that..  that maybe good for 10Gs off the top  but the big guy still gotha pay for his house in Sicily and his kid's tuition ..and them colleges ain't cheap!
Kids these days have it too goddamn easy.  I've paid my dues, and his kid can either get a scholarship or strip her way through college like I did.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1218 on: July 28, 2008, 03:20:09 PM »
Tony says you owe him 40 large and you got til the end the week to come up with it. if not there'll be a few feathers ruffled and we'll have 50% slice of your car wrecking business
Taht's a dirty rotten lie.  I got out of my debt by blowing him.  We had a verbal contract.

...or was that oral contract?

I'm sure you is a swell broad but listen lady, just cause you had that..  that maybe good for 10Gs off the top  but the big guy still gotha pay for his house in Sicily and his kid's tuition ..and them colleges ain't cheap!
Kids these days have it too goddamn easy.  I've paid my dues, and his kid can either get a scholarship or strip her way through college like I did.

..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lol

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1219 on: July 28, 2008, 05:48:59 PM »
..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lol
Wow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1220 on: July 28, 2008, 07:35:21 PM »
..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lol
Wow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???

So your working at the "Platinum Plus" Club in Portland Maine???  Yes, it is a Strip Club and topless donut drive thru shop!  Seriously this place really exists!   8)

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1221 on: July 29, 2008, 02:09:01 AM »
..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lol
Wow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???

You mean 'Flick The Bean'? oh there's a large chain of those clubs now

I never did understood why they fired you for doing that thing...you know..

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1222 on: July 29, 2008, 09:45:09 AM »
..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lol
Wow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???

So your working at the "Platinum Plus" Club in Portland Maine???  Yes, it is a Strip Club and topless donut drive thru shop!  Seriously this place really exists!   8)
Holy hell!  Why didn't I go there when I was last in portland???

ROAD TRIP!

..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lol
Wow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???

You mean 'Flick The Bean'? oh there's a large chain of those clubs now

I never did understood why they fired you for doing that thing...you know..
The ugly customer?  It wasn't so much a fear that it would look like I was getting paid to fuck him- he was just such a lousy guy in general that my stock went down.  Small town issues type dealie.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1223 on: July 29, 2008, 12:06:04 PM »
Will you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1224 on: July 29, 2008, 12:10:01 PM »
Will you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?
Hadn't planned on it any time soon.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1225 on: July 29, 2008, 01:10:35 PM »
..so itwas a bit of the old bump and grinds lol
Wow- how did you know it was a combination strip club and coffee shop???

So your working at the "Platinum Plus" Club in Portland Maine???  Yes, it is a Strip Club and topless donut drive thru shop!  Seriously this place really exists!   8)
Holy hell!  Why didn't I go there when I was last in portland???

ROAD TRIP!



You [/quote]

Riverside Drive, just off Forest Avenue heading north, it's right near Westbrook, Maine near the I-95 intersection.   You can't miss it, it's a pretty big structure with several hotels nearby!   :laugh: 

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1226 on: July 29, 2008, 05:35:53 PM »
Will you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?
Hadn't planned on it any time soon.
Do you think anyone really plans on it?   I know guys who say that they have tried it on their girlfriend and played it off as an accident.   That did not work out well of course.   My brother has been able to talk each of his ex-gfs into it.   I really never cared enough to even try, happy enough with the pussy.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1227 on: July 29, 2008, 05:41:00 PM »
Will you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?
Hadn't planned on it any time soon.
Do you think anyone really plans on it?   I know guys who say that they have tried it on their girlfriend and played it off as an accident.   That did not work out well of course.   My brother has been able to talk each of his ex-gfs into it.   I really never cared enough to even try, happy enough with the pussy.
Well, Alex, I'd basically consider unwanted and explicitly refused penetration to be sexual assault/rape, but perhaps I am naieve in my fairy-tale hopes and dreams that I will not be raped, although I know that too is not somehting that people usually plan to have happen to them.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1228 on: July 29, 2008, 05:45:17 PM »
Will you ever take it up the ass just to experiment?
Hadn't planned on it any time soon.
Do you think anyone really plans on it?   I know guys who say that they have tried it on their girlfriend and played it off as an accident.   That did not work out well of course.   My brother has been able to talk each of his ex-gfs into it.   I really never cared enough to even try, happy enough with the pussy.
Well, Alex, I'd basically consider unwanted and explicitly refused penetration to be sexual assault/rape, but perhaps I am naieve in my fairy-tale hopes and dreams that I will not be raped, although I know that too is not somehting that people usually plan to have happen to them.
Talking someone into it in the heat of the moment is one thing (because it involves consent), but I agree with the "accident" thing being sexual assault/rape, hence why the guy I know who tried that angered his GF immensely (though he didn't keep going with it).    I wouldn't say that you are naive, just there are some really fucked up people out there.   One would hope that women never get raped, but statistics clearly show us that is not the case.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1229 on: July 29, 2008, 05:54:53 PM »
Eh, well,

1.  Some women do "plan on" trying anal; some are even into it.
2.  I know damn well how fucked up some people can be; I've been the recipient of some sick bullshit in my day, and it seems like I've actually been pretty lucky in avoiding how awful it can really get, thus far.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.