Interrogate PMS Elle!

[El]

how often do you masturbate?

Every time I picture you naked.

That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.

Thanks, babes.  I enjoy picturing you naked too, of course, but then the pleasure's instantaneous and therefore wank-free.   

[Alex179]

how often do you masturbate?

Every time I picture you naked.

That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.

Thanks, babes.  I enjoy picturing you naked too, of course, but then the pleasure's instantaneous and therefore wank-free.   

I would ensure that the pleasure would be continuous and not instant if I were really there myself.   

Its fun being deluded enough to think that you actually would picture me naked.   You are doing pretty well at imitating a man who is hitting on women so far.   I wonder where you would get such inspiration for such an accurate portrayal?   Something tells me that type of stuff would work on guys, but what wouldn't work on men?

[El]

how often do you masturbate?

Every time I picture you naked.

That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.

Thanks, babes.  I enjoy picturing you naked too, of course, but then the pleasure's instantaneous and therefore wank-free.   

I would ensure that the pleasure would be continuous and not instant if I were really there myself.   

Its fun being deluded enough to think that you actually would picture me naked.   You are doing pretty well at imitating a man who is hitting on women so far.   I wonder where you would get such inspiration for such an accurate portrayal?   Something tells me that type of stuff would work on guys, but what wouldn't work on men?

"I don't believe in sex before marriage" isn't a turn-on for most guys, I'd bet.     Then again, it would be a turn-off for me, too- though, it is a nice comic set-up for such quips as:  "Funny, I don't believe in marriage.  So, can we have sex?  I promise that marriage won't follow."

[Alex179]

how often do you masturbate?

Every time I picture you naked.

That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.

Thanks, babes.  I enjoy picturing you naked too, of course, but then the pleasure's instantaneous and therefore wank-free.   

I would ensure that the pleasure would be continuous and not instant if I were really there myself.   

Its fun being deluded enough to think that you actually would picture me naked.   You are doing pretty well at imitating a man who is hitting on women so far.   I wonder where you would get such inspiration for such an accurate portrayal?   Something tells me that type of stuff would work on guys, but what wouldn't work on men?

"I don't believe in sex before marriage" isn't a turn-on for most guys, I'd bet.     Then again, it would be a turn-off for me, too- though, it is a nice comic set-up for such quips as:  "Funny, I don't believe in marriage.  So, can we have sex?  I promise that marriage won't follow."

You could always tell them that you have nothing but the worst intentions in mind.

These ones might turn a guy off if he doesn't take them as jokes:
"When I am done with you, all that will be left is a shell of your former self."
"Sure we can have sex, after we are finished I will just devour your soul."
"If you want to sleep with me I will need half of your life's earnings, up front."

With guys to get them going all you need to do is probably bat your eyelashes irl.   We are pretty easy like that haha. 

I got confused for a second, were you saying that marriage is a turn off or turn on for you?   It is hard to be a marriage fan these days, but not believing in it is something else entirely.   My grandparents have been married for almost 60 years and my parents for 34 years.   

[Tesla]

how often do you masturbate?

Every time I picture you naked.

That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.

Thanks, babes.  I enjoy picturing you naked too, of course, but then the pleasure's instantaneous and therefore wank-free.   

I would ensure that the pleasure would be continuous and not instant if I were really there myself.   

Its fun being deluded enough to think that you actually would picture me naked.   You are doing pretty well at imitating a man who is hitting on women so far.   I wonder where you would get such inspiration for such an accurate portrayal?   Something tells me that type of stuff would work on guys, but what wouldn't work on men?

"I don't believe in sex before marriage" isn't a turn-on for most guys, I'd bet.     Then again, it would be a turn-off for me, too- though, it is a nice comic set-up for such quips as:  "Funny, I don't believe in marriage.  So, can we have sex?  I promise that marriage won't follow."

How about... "I'm already married, so can we have sex now?"

[AspiePride]

I would like some sex

[Peter]

I would like some sex

You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.

[Rabbit From Hell]

I would like some sex

You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.

That's just because calandale has rape fantasies.

[AspiePride]

I would like some sex

You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.

I don't want sex

[Pyraxis]

You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.

QFT. 

[El]

"I don't believe in sex before marriage" isn't a turn-on for most guys, I'd bet.     Then again, it would be a turn-off for me, too- though, it is a nice comic set-up for such quips as:  "Funny, I don't believe in marriage.  So, can we have sex?  I promise that marriage won't follow."

You could always tell them that you have nothing but the worst intentions in mind.

These ones might turn a guy off if he doesn't take them as jokes:
"When I am done with you, all that will be left is a shell of your former self."
"Sure we can have sex, after we are finished I will just devour your soul."
"If you want to sleep with me I will need half of your life's earnings, up front."

With guys to get them going all you need to do is probably bat your eyelashes irl.   We are pretty easy like that haha. 

I got confused for a second, were you saying that marriage is a turn off or turn on for you?   It is hard to be a marriage fan these days, but not believing in it is something else entirely.   My grandparents have been married for almost 60 years and my parents for 34 years.   

Bolded are the ones I think I more or less feel morally obligated to at least hint at. 

Well, marriage obviously exists- premarital sex obviously exists, too.  But, I don't see marriage being a particularly good idea for me, at least not anytime in the near future.  At any rate, to look for SOs who would make good future marital partners at my age (22) seems fuckin' insane, and when I look for someone to date, it's more like, "Do they seem like they will be fun enough for long enough to make being with them worth the headaches and heartbreak I'm assuming will eventually follow?"  if yes, I'm on board, provided they're up for it, and they're not diseased/seem at a lowish risk to cheat.   

How about... "I'm already married, so can we have sex now?"

LOL!   

I would like some sex

You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.

I don't want anyone here to give me any money, ever.

[Peter]

I would like some sex

You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.

I don't want anyone here to give me any money, ever.

PM me your address.

[ozymandias]

"When I am done with you, all that will be left is a shell of your former self."
"Sure we can have sex, after we are finished I will just devour your soul."

Somehow those lines are so..................you!   

I used to joke with some dates and she who became my wife........."My intentions are strictly DIShonorable."   

[El]

I would like some sex

You're more likely to get it if you tell us that you don't want it.

I don't want anyone here to give me any money, ever.

PM me your address.

Touche. 

"When I am done with you, all that will be left is a shell of your former self."
"Sure we can have sex, after we are finished I will just devour your soul."

Somehow those lines are so..................you!   

I used to joke with some dates and she who became my wife........."My intentions are strictly DIShonorable."   

I frequently tell The Current I'm just using him for sex. 

[Alex179]

Well, marriage obviously exists- premarital sex obviously exists, too.  But, I don't see marriage being a particularly good idea for me, at least not anytime in the near future.  At any rate, to look for SOs who would make good future marital partners at my age (22) seems fuckin' insane, and when I look for someone to date, it's more like, "Do they seem like they will be fun enough for long enough to make being with them worth the headaches and heartbreak I'm assuming will eventually follow?"  if yes, I'm on board, provided they're up for it, and they're not diseased/seem at a lowish risk to cheat.   

Marriages do not work more often than they do work, so it is easy to not want to be a part of one haha.   I don't see marriage in my future either, but that is mostly due to my own issues.   I don't want to be married, but the possibility of me being married even if I did really want to be isn't too high.   You see yourself as being too young for marriage, which is different to being opposed to it altogether in the first place.   I am not ruling it out, but I think my chances of being in a serious relationship are so low that my odds for marriage are much lower.  I am most likely not even serious relationship material, much less marriage material at the moment.   That is according to the standards and beliefs of the majority of people in this society.

LOL Tesla, can you deliver that line with a straight face?   That would work on some women probably, which is hilarious to me at least.   At least you being married shows that you are stable enough for someone to find you suitable.

I really don't want any sex right now.   I am being super serious here.