how often do you masturbate?
Every time I picture you naked.
That is sooo the right answer, even if it is most likely sarcasm.
Thanks, babes. I enjoy picturing you naked too, of course, but then the pleasure's instantaneous and therefore wank-free.
I would ensure that the pleasure would be continuous and not instant if I were really there myself.
Its fun being deluded enough to think that you actually would picture me naked. You are doing pretty well at imitating a man who is hitting on women so far. I wonder where you would get such inspiration for such an accurate portrayal? Something tells me that type of stuff would work on guys, but what wouldn't work on men?
"I don't believe in sex before marriage" isn't a turn-on for most guys, I'd bet. Then again, it would be a turn-off for me, too- though, it is a nice comic set-up for such quips as: "Funny, I don't believe in marriage. So, can we have sex? I promise that marriage won't follow."
You could always tell them that you have nothing but the worst intentions in mind.
These ones might turn a guy off if he doesn't take them as jokes:
"When I am done with you, all that will be left is a shell of your former self."
"Sure we can have sex, after we are finished I will just devour your soul."
"If you want to sleep with me I will need half of your life's earnings, up front."
With guys to get them going all you need to do is probably bat your eyelashes irl. We are pretty easy like that haha.
I got confused for a second, were you saying that marriage is a turn off or turn on for you? It is hard to be a marriage fan these days, but not believing in it is something else entirely. My grandparents have been married for almost 60 years and my parents for 34 years.