A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 11, 2008, 07:56:20 AMadmit it. you just want to roll around naked with me.Yes, but even if you weren't married and I didn't have a boyfirend, it wouldn't work. My sex drive is too high. I think I would kill you.
admit it. you just want to roll around naked with me.
have they stopped talking about the patriots in massachussettes yet?
I think they mostly have, though the day after thye lost, the campus was half-empty.
No. They are people.Johnny Cash is/was an American singer.Pat Cash is/was an Australian tennis player.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on February 11, 2008, 09:29:20 AMQuote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 11, 2008, 07:56:20 AMadmit it. you just want to roll around naked with me.Yes, but even if you weren't married and I didn't have a boyfirend, it wouldn't work. My sex drive is too high. I think I would kill you.tease.
Quote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 11, 2008, 07:57:12 AMhave they stopped talking about the patriots in massachussettes yet?QuoteI think they mostly have, though the day after thye lost, the campus was half-empty. was the flag at half mass?
Do you tend to have close female friends?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
keep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice.
Quote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 12, 2008, 07:58:43 PMkeep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on February 13, 2008, 07:50:52 AMQuote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 12, 2008, 07:58:43 PMkeep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. where is my ass slap?
Quote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 13, 2008, 07:54:28 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on February 13, 2008, 07:50:52 AMQuote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 12, 2008, 07:58:43 PMkeep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. where is my ass slap?Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it. Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on February 13, 2008, 07:58:08 AMQuote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 13, 2008, 07:54:28 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on February 13, 2008, 07:50:52 AMQuote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 12, 2008, 07:58:43 PMkeep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. where is my ass slap?Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it. Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.then make things filthy again.
Quote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 13, 2008, 07:59:18 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on February 13, 2008, 07:58:08 AMQuote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 13, 2008, 07:54:28 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on February 13, 2008, 07:50:52 AMQuote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 12, 2008, 07:58:43 PMkeep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. where is my ass slap?Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it. Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.then make things filthy again.When were they filthy before?
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on February 13, 2008, 08:00:52 AMQuote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 13, 2008, 07:59:18 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on February 13, 2008, 07:58:08 AMQuote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 13, 2008, 07:54:28 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on February 13, 2008, 07:50:52 AMQuote from: Mc_Short_Fat_Gay_Blue_Thing on February 12, 2008, 07:58:43 PMkeep teasing. and an occasional crack on the ass would be nice. where is my ass slap?Sorry, I seem to have misplaced it. Kinda like losing your keys or some other bit of miscellenia, except that cleaning up makes it less likely to find again.then make things filthy again.When were they filthy before?in my mind.durr!
Do you have relatives that are as crazy about the Red Sox as mine are? Mine love the Celtics and Patriots, but they are obsessed with the Red Sox to a degree that overshadows all other sports franchises. The Celtics are doing well this year, that is a change. They aren't that much of Bruins fans, as my father likes hockey more than his brothers.
Have you ever rooted a member of a sports team?