A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Actually, it would have been "I'm not telling you that," whether you mean 69, or standing 69, or whatever the hell you meant referring to the exact specifics of my sex life (I still am not sure).
But I felt like pointing out that you were being an asshole without warning you that your questions was going to be ultimately in vain no matter what.
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on January 13, 2008, 03:41:14 PMActually, it would have been "I'm not telling you that," whether you mean 69, or standing 69, or whatever the hell you meant referring to the exact specifics of my sex life (I still am not sure).Boring.Quote But I felt like pointing out that you were being an asshole without warning you that your questions was going to be ultimately in vain no matter what. Thank you for taking the FAR moreenjoyable route then.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
And anything?
I don't like being carried as a mode of transportation, but it can be fun when my Current picks me up. He does sort of abuse his power somtimes though. (Example: picking me up and dangling me upside down so the blood rushes to my head and my life flashes before my eyes.)
Quote from: JLPMS Elle on January 12, 2008, 04:35:31 PMI don't like being carried as a mode of transportation, but it can be fun when my Current picks me up. He does sort of abuse his power somtimes though. (Example: picking me up and dangling me upside down so the blood rushes to my head and my life flashes before my eyes.)I am sure that is never provoked or asked for. I can't say I have done that to anyone other than my brother (holding someone upside down). I don't do things that are potentially harmful to people unless they provoke me. Otherwise, I would consider shit like that borderline bullying.
Quote from: Alex179 on January 14, 2008, 09:41:05 AMQuote from: JLPMS Elle on January 12, 2008, 04:35:31 PMI don't like being carried as a mode of transportation, but it can be fun when my Current picks me up. He does sort of abuse his power somtimes though. (Example: picking me up and dangling me upside down so the blood rushes to my head and my life flashes before my eyes.)I am sure that is never provoked or asked for. I can't say I have done that to anyone other than my brother (holding someone upside down). I don't do things that are potentially harmful to people unless they provoke me. Otherwise, I would consider shit like that borderline bullying.Nah, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't do it if I was actually bothered by it (I'm not so long as I'm not severely injured).
When they say in Hip-Hop songs, as they inveriably do, "Put your hands in the air, like you just don't care", wouldn't a more appropriate display of apathy be not to bother?
Quote from: Alex179 on January 10, 2008, 09:35:14 AMHow tall are you? 5'2"
How tall are you?
I am 4 inches taller.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?