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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #825 on: January 11, 2008, 08:49:40 AM »
Shortest I have ever been with is 5'4 actually.  Women are usually really easy to pick up.   The only woman I know that might be too tall for me is over 6'1 feet tall, but she is seriously hot as hell.   The last 2 women I have been with have been 5'6 and 5'4.   I usually don't go around carrying women while I fuck them.   More of a play on a joke me and some other guys I know make when they see an attractive woman that is small.

Incorporating food into sex is fun and it is sad if someone can't enjoy it lol.   I have only done that a few times, and it was with my first girlfriend.  If you think you can handle the mess logistically (kitchen sex that is) then it is fine.

It is easy to pick someone up, I can easily pick up my friend Matt who outweights me by 75 lbs (he is 6'1 235).   Carrying and tossing him around takes a great deal of effort, unless it is going with his own momentum.   The smaller the person, the easier it is obviously.   Height has to do with bulk in a carrying sense, blah blah blah.   The tallest person I have picked up was my friend Tom, who is 6'5 260lbs or so.  That was difficult as hell when I got him over my shoulder and his head accidentally hit a lamp.   
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #826 on: January 11, 2008, 12:50:50 PM »
Most women I've known rather LIKE being carried.
Plus, there are times when someone can't walk
easily.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #827 on: January 12, 2008, 04:35:31 PM »
I don't like being carried as a mode of transportation, but it can be fun when my Current picks me up. He does sort of abuse his power somtimes though.   :laugh:  (Example:  picking me up and dangling me upside down so the blood rushes to my head and my life flashes before my eyes.)
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #828 on: January 12, 2008, 04:47:31 PM »
Standing 69?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #829 on: January 12, 2008, 04:54:35 PM »
Standing 69?

*snort*  No.  Just goofing off, fully clothed.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #830 on: January 12, 2008, 04:58:23 PM »
Ah. have you?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #831 on: January 12, 2008, 04:59:26 PM »
Ah. have you?

???  Part of that sentence seems missing.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #832 on: January 12, 2008, 05:01:10 PM »
Sorry. The 'h' should have been capitalized.

So?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #833 on: January 13, 2008, 09:43:08 AM »
Sorry. The 'h' should have been capitalized.

So?
::)

Your question actually is unclear, and you know it.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #834 on: January 13, 2008, 11:10:57 AM »
Perhaps the word, 'ever' would help?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #835 on: January 13, 2008, 11:19:48 AM »
Perhaps the word, 'ever' would help?

Nope.  That does not clarify your question.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #836 on: January 13, 2008, 11:22:58 AM »
Are you being deliberately dense?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #837 on: January 13, 2008, 11:51:33 AM »
Are you being deliberately dense?

You're being deliberately obnoxious, so I decided to follow suit.  And, actually, you could have meant a couple of different things by "have you?"  "Ever" does indeed clarify the fact that you don't mean "you" as in "you and your CURRENT boyfriend," but still not exactly what you want to know if I have "ever" done.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #838 on: January 13, 2008, 03:01:53 PM »
Are you being deliberately dense?

You're being deliberately obnoxious, so I decided to follow suit.

 :laugh:

But not at first.

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  And, actually, you could have meant a couple of different things by "have you?"  "Ever" does indeed clarify the fact that you don't mean "you" as in "you and your CURRENT boyfriend," but still not exactly what you want to know if I have "ever" done.

Hmm...I figured that we had covered
your current situation completely.

But, this was more fun than whatever
answer you would have given (which I'm
SUSPECTING was a 'no').

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #839 on: January 13, 2008, 03:41:14 PM »
Are you being deliberately dense?

You're being deliberately obnoxious, so I decided to follow suit.

 :laugh:

But not at first.

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  And, actually, you could have meant a couple of different things by "have you?"  "Ever" does indeed clarify the fact that you don't mean "you" as in "you and your CURRENT boyfriend," but still not exactly what you want to know if I have "ever" done.

Hmm...I figured that we had covered
your current situation completely.

But, this was more fun than whatever
answer you would have given (which I'm
SUSPECTING was a 'no').


Actually, it would have been "I'm not telling you that," whether you mean 69, or standing 69, or whatever the hell you meant referring to the exact specifics of my sex life (I still am not sure).  But I felt like pointing out that you were being an asshole without warning you that your questions was going to be ultimately in vain no matter what.  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.